I Owned My Girlfriend
#22
Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Dec 17 2003, 11:56 AM
thats almost as cool as when i had all the nopistons veterens sign my ex's guestbook on her website, man that girl turned out really weird..and i partly blame the nopistons crew and their guestbook entries for it hahahaha...and this is why i love all you guys sooo much....in a non shiny pants homosexual buttsex sort of a gay way...
like when i was called by some girl who tried messing with my head, i posted her phone number and by the end of the night reportedly she was like crying on the phone and threatening to call cops. ahh the nopistons warmth.
kevin.
#25
dude that girl is the perfect booty call waiting to happen, before I left ky I'd be on my way home from a club buzzed as hell and would break out the cell phone and start down the list. I'd always find some company for the night.
Your way to black or white, girls are just a gray area, why go out?? why break up?? who wrote the rule that once you break up that you have to hate each other, or can't have sex anymore??
you have to convince her that you still really like her tho, but things just got weird (or whatever you have to say to get her naked)
girls love to ****, but girls don't like thinking they are *****s, if they're on the fence then get them fucked up first.
they like **** to, but they don't like the thought of it
Your way to black or white, girls are just a gray area, why go out?? why break up?? who wrote the rule that once you break up that you have to hate each other, or can't have sex anymore??
you have to convince her that you still really like her tho, but things just got weird (or whatever you have to say to get her naked)
girls love to ****, but girls don't like thinking they are *****s, if they're on the fence then get them fucked up first.
they like **** to, but they don't like the thought of it
#26
::::disclaimer:::::
i just saw that a girl was looking at this thread so I want to make myself clear.
i love girls, and treat them with the utmost respect when I am with them, and have many girl-friends that I don't sleep with.
i just saw that a girl was looking at this thread so I want to make myself clear.
i love girls, and treat them with the utmost respect when I am with them, and have many girl-friends that I don't sleep with.
#30
Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Dec 16 2003, 11:44 PM
i think ive learned that cars are almost better then women..if rx7's had vaginas women would be rendered useless..