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fcrotornut 12-17-2003 12:30 AM

yeah i broke up with her over aim,i guess thats lame but anyways i pute the **** to protect her screen name...she was OWNED haha



****: people never change

fcrotornut: no,i seem to have the same luck,i just meet girls who i think are worth

dating and end up wasting my time

****: ouch

fcrotornut: if sarah isnt different im not dating for a verry verry long time

fcrotornut: i just thought were werent so much of a bitch and a *****

****: ouch

fcrotornut: yeah well im gonna go get some sleep, good night



then i signed off

boxrs4sale 12-17-2003 01:04 AM

... couldn't suck a dick to save her life eh ?

fcrotornut 12-17-2003 01:10 AM


Originally Posted by boxrs4sale' date='Dec 16 2003, 11:04 PM
... couldn't suck a dick to save her life eh ?

yeah that too

BigTurbo74 12-17-2003 01:30 AM

ahhh, the teenage love life at it's finest....

fcrotornut 12-17-2003 01:44 AM


Originally Posted by BigTurbo74' date='Dec 16 2003, 11:30 PM
ahhh, the teenage love life at it's finest....

i think ive learned that cars are almost better then women..if rx7's had vaginas women would be rendered useless..

Nemesis 12-17-2003 02:12 AM


Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Dec 17 2003, 01:44 AM
i think ive learned that cars are almost better then women..if rx7's had vaginas women would be rendered useless..

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Srce 12-17-2003 02:21 AM

fcrotornut: if sarah isnt different im not dating for a verry verry long time

fcrotornut: i just thought were werent so much of a bitch and a *****



Who's Sarah and who did you call a bitch and a *****?

UniqueTII 12-17-2003 04:20 AM

Yeah, this thread is pretty lacking in detail.

banzaitoyota 12-17-2003 07:32 AM

why did god invent woman?





Sheep can't cook

fcrotornut 12-17-2003 08:04 AM


Originally Posted by Srce' date='Dec 17 2003, 12:21 AM
Who's Sarah and who did you call a bitch and a *****?

sarah is the new girl haha...and sarahs dad drives an FB with a t2 engine in it... so maybe to rotary love runs in the family, at least im hoping it does...

Jims5543 12-17-2003 08:06 AM

ahhh, the young and stupid.



You handled that situation all wrong.

fcrotornut 12-17-2003 08:08 AM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 17 2003, 06:06 AM
ahhh, the young and stupid.



You handled that situation all wrong.

Meh....i was upset and could care less about her feelings...thats mean and wrong i know, but she had it coming to her..

Jims5543 12-17-2003 08:10 AM

Your supposed to hit it one last time then break up. Bonus points if you can tag the new girl within 2 hours of breaking up with the old one. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

fcrotornut 12-17-2003 08:15 AM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 17 2003, 06:10 AM
Your supposed to hit it one last time then break up. Bonus points if you can tag the new girl within 2 hours of breaking up with the old one. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

LMAO, i tried to hit it...but alas, it is not to be hit

drifter 12-17-2003 08:22 AM

You shoulda rang her up and said "knock knock",

when she says "who's there?",

you say "not me, you're dumped"

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

Rotarydragon 12-17-2003 10:00 AM

Ahh I'm so glad to be married and not worried about any of this stuff. Hell I didn't worry about it before, she found me.



Security just kicks ass. Love kicks ass.



Sure she may have a voice that can peel paint off a wall if she gets angry (Ask UniqueTII) and what not, but no ones perfect least of all me.



I'm happy. Beat that.

Baldy 12-17-2003 10:05 AM


Originally Posted by Rotarydragon' date='Dec 17 2003, 12:00 PM
Ahh I'm so glad to be married and not worried about any of this stuff. Hell I didn't worry about it before, she found me.



Security just kicks ass. Love kicks ass.



Sure she may have a voice that can peel paint off a wall if she gets angry (Ask UniqueTII) and what not, but no ones perfect least of all me.



I'm happy. Beat that.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...withstupid.gif Wow, finally someone who I agree with. All I ever hear about is how marriage sucks, and that's usually from people who have never been married.



Oh, and I love that Richard Cory poem.

fcrotornut 12-17-2003 10:16 AM


Originally Posted by drifter' date='Dec 17 2003, 06:22 AM
You shoulda rang her up and said "knock knock",

when she says "who's there?",

you say "not me, you're dumped"

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

im gonna do that next time

BrandonDrecksage 12-17-2003 10:21 AM

Now you need to send your x the link the this thread...lol

fcrotornut 12-17-2003 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by BrandonDrecksage' date='Dec 17 2003, 08:21 AM
Now you need to send your x the link the this thread...lol

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif thats almost as cool as when i had all the nopistons veterens sign my ex's guestbook on her website, man that girl turned out really weird..and i partly blame the nopistons crew and their guestbook entries for it hahahaha...and this is why i love all you guys sooo much....in a non shiny pants homosexual buttsex sort of a gay way...

boxrs4sale 12-17-2003 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 17 2003, 06:10 AM
Your supposed to hit it one last time then break up. Bonus points if you can tag the new girl within 2 hours of breaking up with the old one. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

teknics 12-17-2003 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Dec 17 2003, 11:56 AM
https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif thats almost as cool as when i had all the nopistons veterens sign my ex's guestbook on her website, man that girl turned out really weird..and i partly blame the nopistons crew and their guestbook entries for it hahahaha...and this is why i love all you guys sooo much....in a non shiny pants homosexual buttsex sort of a gay way...

nopistons comes in handy.



like when i was called by some girl who tried messing with my head, i posted her phone number and by the end of the night reportedly she was like crying on the phone and threatening to call cops. ahh the nopistons warmth.



kevin.

Dramon_Killer 12-17-2003 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Dec 16 2003, 11:44 PM
i think ive learned that cars are almost better then women..if rx7's had vaginas women would be rendered useless..

No ****?



That's what i'm saying.

Boost Addict 12-17-2003 01:34 PM

ahh... good times, good times

mazdadrifter 12-17-2003 01:55 PM

dude that girl is the perfect booty call waiting to happen, before I left ky I'd be on my way home from a club buzzed as hell and would break out the cell phone and start down the list. I'd always find some company for the night.



Your way to black or white, girls are just a gray area, why go out?? why break up?? who wrote the rule that once you break up that you have to hate each other, or can't have sex anymore??



you have to convince her that you still really like her tho, but things just got weird (or whatever you have to say to get her naked)



girls love to ****, but girls don't like thinking they are *****s, if they're on the fence then get them fucked up first.



they like **** to, but they don't like the thought of it

mazdadrifter 12-17-2003 02:01 PM

::::disclaimer:::::



i just saw that a girl was looking at this thread so I want to make myself clear.



i love girls, and treat them with the utmost respect when I am with them, and have many girl-friends that I don't sleep with.

Baldy 12-17-2003 02:08 PM

holy contradiction, batman!

ROTARYROCKET7 12-17-2003 02:12 PM

AHH NEWBIES DONT KNOW HOw PLAY WOMEN THE RIGHT WAY. kEEP practicing playa youll get to my status someday.





Byatch!!!!!!!!! Love the ****...

Leetheslacker 12-17-2003 02:13 PM

OMG TEEN DRAMA

rotary_revolution_0 12-17-2003 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Dec 16 2003, 11:44 PM
i think ive learned that cars are almost better then women..if rx7's had vaginas women would be rendered useless..

You mean they don't have vaginas? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blush.png Then what have I been screwing for the past 6 months? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif I thought it looked weird........ https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/wacko.png

SpecialT 12-17-2003 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by mazdadrifter' date='Dec 17 2003, 03:01 PM
::::disclaimer:::::



i just saw that a girl was looking at this thread so I want to make myself clear.



i love girls, and treat them with the utmost respect when I am with them, and have many girl-friends that I don't sleep with.

Hahaha!

Nice cover, but really I'm not offeneded in the least.

Speak your mind, don't let me get in your way.

If that's how some girls let you treat them. . . they only have themselves to blame.

As for everything else. . . . seems like you've got everything about women figured out, must be no fun for you anymore https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

Hahahaha!

Carry on,

mazdadrifter 12-17-2003 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Dec 17 2003, 12:24 PM
Hahaha!

Nice cover, but really I'm not offeneded in the least.

Speak your mind, don't let me get in your way.

If that's how some girls let you treat them. . . they only have themselves to blame.

As for everything else. . . . seems like you've got everything about women figured out, must be no fun for you anymore https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

Hahahaha!

Carry on,

O WHATEVER!!!!



The girls know that I don't want a commitment and yet they proceed anyways because we have fun, not because I'm a pimp.



I will say that not all girls are fond of the idea of sex without a commitment, and that has started a couple arguments, but they don't seem to have a problem with it when we get home.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif



Its funny because some girls I respect so much that I would never want to take advantage of them or anything like that, but they don't see it that way.



weird https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

SpecialT 12-17-2003 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by mazdadrifter' date='Dec 17 2003, 03:53 PM
O WHATEVER!!!!



The girls know that I don't want a commitment and yet they proceed anyways because we have fun, not because I'm a pimp.



I will say that not all girls are fond of the idea of sex without a commitment, and that has started a couple arguments, but they don't seem to have a problem with it when we get home.

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif



Its funny because some girls I respect so much that I would never want to take advantage of them or anything like that, but they don't see it that way.



weird https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

Now now . . you're taking me all wrong.

I never called into question your moral system here.

I simply found it amusing that after seeing my name on the screen you felt the need to "clarify" you statement.

I never said you were in the wrong, I never said I disagreed.

Simply that if anyones feelings were hurt, it would not have been your fault.

Don't retract or defend yourself on my account.

No need, So yeah. . . Whatever. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png

BrandonDrecksage 12-17-2003 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by mazdadrifter' date='Dec 17 2003, 11:55 AM
they like **** to, but they don't like the thought of it

Fikse once told me smart chick take it in the ass...just thought i'd add that

Jims5543 12-17-2003 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by SpecialT' date='Dec 17 2003, 04:22 PM
Now now . . you're taking me all wrong.

I never called into question your moral system here.

I simply found it amusing that after seeing my name on the screen you felt the need to "clarify" you statement.

I never said you were in the wrong, I never said I disagreed.

Simply that if anyones feelings were hurt, it would not have been your fault.

Don't retract or defend yourself on my account.

No need, So yeah. . . Whatever. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png

He is just afraid he has messed up his his chances of hooking up with you.



At least he is honest. I know MD personally and what he is typing in here is true. He is also forthright with his lady friends as to what he wants what you see is what you get. He makes it clear there is no commitment and that he just wants to have fun. More guys should be this honest with girls they meet it works very well for him. That honesty has made him more girl friends that any of you can imagine.

Eric Happy Meal 12-17-2003 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 17 2003, 06:10 AM
Your supposed to hit it one last time then break up. Bonus points if you can tag the new girl within 2 hours of breaking up with the old one. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

exactley, its the do and dump......and then break up with her.

mazdadrifter 12-17-2003 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 17 2003, 02:14 PM
He is just afraid he has messed up his his chances of hooking up with you.

that pretty much sums it up



I love specialT now too, since she is cool with me, I'm sending her a pm saying how cool she is

SpecialT 12-17-2003 07:26 PM

WOW!

About that PM. . . .It's no wonder you get all the ladies! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

mazdadrifter 12-17-2003 07:32 PM

whatever I was just replying to yours!!! check again!!!



don't b rudde!!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png

Fluid Dynamics 12-17-2003 08:27 PM


Originally Posted by Jims5543' date='Dec 17 2003, 02:14 PM
He makes it clear there is no commitment and that he just wants to have fun.

Wow. Are most guys like that - wanting to have some fun with a girl and not make a commitment?



I kind of know how that feels, like when you are with a girl that is hot but has nonphysical flaws of character or personality. They always end up trying to make up for their lack of essence with more sex. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png


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