I own one less Mazda
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Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 2,723
From: Ky
The 3 is now totalled. My friend asked to borrow it one night since his 66 stang had crapped out on him earlier. To keep it short next time i saw my car it was on its side up against a tree. What the hell do i buy now?
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 24,416
From: Stuart, FL
Here is my prediction for his lotto ticket purchase:
He runs to the store to buy his lotto ticket, heads home and eagerly awaits the numbers to be chosen, when the numbers are chosen he realizes he has won several million dollars, so excited is he that he opens a bottle of 100 proof Rum and decides to light up a fine Cuban cigar he's been saving for just such an occasion. With rum in lap, cigar in mouth and lotto ticket in hand he catches fire. He's frantic to the put the lotto ticket out and suffers numerous burns extinguishing it. Once released from the hospital he takes his winning lotto ticket, burn ointment and pain pills and heads to collect his winnings, upon arrival they inform him that something that had never happened before, several million people were given the same random tickets, so here you go, here's your $1.00.
He runs to the store to buy his lotto ticket, heads home and eagerly awaits the numbers to be chosen, when the numbers are chosen he realizes he has won several million dollars, so excited is he that he opens a bottle of 100 proof Rum and decides to light up a fine Cuban cigar he's been saving for just such an occasion. With rum in lap, cigar in mouth and lotto ticket in hand he catches fire. He's frantic to the put the lotto ticket out and suffers numerous burns extinguishing it. Once released from the hospital he takes his winning lotto ticket, burn ointment and pain pills and heads to collect his winnings, upon arrival they inform him that something that had never happened before, several million people were given the same random tickets, so here you go, here's your $1.00.
