I Nearly Killed Myself On The Toilet
07-12-2005, 11:54 PM
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[quote name='89 Rag' date='Jul 12 2005, 08:47 PM']After reading the title I thought this thread was going to be about steroids! 
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I thought it was going to be a joke about nitrous...
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I thought it was going to be a joke about nitrous...
07-13-2005, 12:25 AM
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[quote name='89 Rag' date='Jul 12 2005, 08:47 PM']After reading the title I thought this thread was going to be about steroids!
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I did that on purpose to grab your attention
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I did that on purpose to grab your attention
07-13-2005, 12:32 AM
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one time i was eating a peice of spicy chicken patty and sneezed.
A morsel of spiceyness got cought high in my nasal passages and it didnt come out for like 10 min. My eyes were streaming and my face got super red, it was good times. Special times.
A morsel of spiceyness got cought high in my nasal passages and it didnt come out for like 10 min. My eyes were streaming and my face got super red, it was good times. Special times.
07-13-2005, 05:59 AM
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[quote name='venomrx7' date='Jul 12 2005, 11:55 PM']I swallowed a little gas when siphoning it out of one of the rx7's a bought a few weeks ago. that was the nastyest experience ever. The gas was like 4 years old, so it smelled horrible, and every time I burped, coughed or anything, I smelled it and tasted it all over again.
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try the drain plug next time!
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try the drain plug next time!
07-13-2005, 07:31 AM
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if you get something in your nose just suck up a little bit of water with it. not enough to get to your lungs but just enough to getin your nose to rinse it out
i did this last time i threw up, vomit in your nose is pretty gross
i did this last time i threw up, vomit in your nose is pretty gross
07-13-2005, 12:20 PM
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[quote name='nismo convert' date='Jul 13 2005, 09:08 AM']so your drinking cranberry juice because your old and want to stay regular?
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You're thinking of prune juice. I was drinking cranraspberry.
Speaking of staying regular... During my recent vacation I was fed a ton of food. I gained 7lbs in the first week and got a gut like I couldn't ****** believe. I'm talking about junk food galore at my parents house and major Carolina style buffet at a family members restaurant. Top that off with a couple of big family get togethers with lots of food and I was a little backed up to say the least. So 3 days go by and I'm getting worried. Finally I have the urge to relieve my *** of its contents. So there I am on the toilet about to get my **** on, and as its happening I'm realizing my ***/butthole is experiencing a sharp pain. It occurs to me I was either getting pounded in the *** by a big black man or stretching that butt of mine out after days of backup. Tears, sweat, and some blood later I was back to being regular. Except for the next week everytime I went it would break the cut and would hurt like hell. Moral of the story: If you're thinking about being gay be one of the top guys and not the bottem guy.
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You're thinking of prune juice. I was drinking cranraspberry.
Speaking of staying regular... During my recent vacation I was fed a ton of food. I gained 7lbs in the first week and got a gut like I couldn't ****** believe. I'm talking about junk food galore at my parents house and major Carolina style buffet at a family members restaurant. Top that off with a couple of big family get togethers with lots of food and I was a little backed up to say the least. So 3 days go by and I'm getting worried. Finally I have the urge to relieve my *** of its contents. So there I am on the toilet about to get my **** on, and as its happening I'm realizing my ***/butthole is experiencing a sharp pain. It occurs to me I was either getting pounded in the *** by a big black man or stretching that butt of mine out after days of backup. Tears, sweat, and some blood later I was back to being regular. Except for the next week everytime I went it would break the cut and would hurt like hell. Moral of the story: If you're thinking about being gay be one of the top guys and not the bottem guy.