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Old Jan 21, 2006 | 07:19 PM
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WHAT DO THESE EMAILS MEAN????



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Old Jan 21, 2006 | 08:05 PM
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I understand the first part but the second part, WTF????
Old Jan 21, 2006 | 11:29 PM
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i dont get it either!
Old Jan 22, 2006 | 12:36 AM
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WTF...?. Was the 2nd part in your E-mail too???
Old Jan 22, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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Well theres an "eh" at the end so now it makes a little sense. Its canadian so it has to be fucked up.
Old Jan 22, 2006 | 01:12 PM
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the last part of the email is always there, and always makes no sense, its a different "story" everytime
Old Jan 23, 2006 | 09:53 AM
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Yeah, I think they just throw in jibberish to get through spam filters and whatnot. I get e-mails at work all the time where the subject is completely random and then when I look at the preview window it's something about "save big on these office programs!" or whatever other useless crap that "fell off the back of a truck".
Old Jan 23, 2006 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='795600' date='Jan 21 2006, 08:19 PM

WHAT DO THESE EMAILS MEAN????




Clearly, the woman is trying to get in your pants.
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