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Old Jun 9, 2005 | 12:33 PM
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im graduating tommarrow. and i have a funny story for you guys later....
Old Jun 9, 2005 | 12:34 PM
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**** YEAH! ****** FUCKRAD! ****!



I always see 'CletusF' and think 'Fetus'. FYI
Old Jun 9, 2005 | 12:57 PM
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its clay you stupid ****
Old Jun 9, 2005 | 01:08 PM
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Yet you still can't spell tomorrow.
Old Jun 9, 2005 | 01:32 PM
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[quote name='UniqueTII' date='Jun 9 2005, 11:08 AM']Yet you still can't spell tomorrow.

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Notice I no longer say 'libaree' or 'tomorree'.
Old Jun 9, 2005 | 04:20 PM
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i hope that was intentional to spell tomorrow wrong
Old Jun 9, 2005 | 09:09 PM
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Have you graduated from the school of BP's yet??
Old Jun 9, 2005 | 09:18 PM
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It's the cletus and the f.. together.
Old Jun 9, 2005 | 11:24 PM
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Standards for graduation have really diminished... "tomorrow"... <shakes head>
Old Jun 10, 2005 | 12:38 AM
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Alright so on friday there was a chior concert at my school so i drove my friends bike there and suck in the back doors. Im wearing my helmet and my friends convince me to put a chior robe on.



So im standing in the back of the auditorium with a motorcycle helmet and a chior robe on and was goign to walk out with them yell something run out the back door and dip on the bike.



right before the last song when all the chiors go on to sing the last song, the instructor walks up to me and tells me to take my helmet off. i do so and then he asked me why i was wearing a chior robe if i wasnt in chior and what i was doign back there.....



i just look at the guy and he asks for my name, i give him a false name and he writes it down. then he insists in a forceful tone that i take the robe off.



So i was like whatever and hand him the robe. he then SHOVES it at me and says, "why dont you hang it up?" So i look at him dead in the eyes, scream "******!" throw the fuckign thing in his face and dip out the back door.



So later that night i find out hes gay and my phone is ringing off the hook asking what i did as i deny everything to everyone.



Monday i get called into the deans office and the teacher is sitting there with the dean, the dean asked what happened on friday "i reply with "idont know i was working and then went to a few grad partys." Then the gay teacher says "oh so you dont remember throwing a robe in my face and calling me names?" I said "nope i wasnt there, (stick out my hand) I'm clay by the way"



So the dean makes the teacher leaves, he checks the security cameras and sees i didnt come in the front doors, calls the cops sees if i have a motorcycle licence (negitive), so he lets me go. i think "sweet im off for good."



Tuesday morning im sitting in class and the dean comes and gets me. says "Im going to be more honest with you then you were with me, what happened?" So i say, "lets just say i did it...." he then replies "good because i have it on camera and i had about 15 students tell on you, if you would have denyed it i would have pulled your graduation and stopped you from walking."



Long rest of the story short, the next two days were finals day, i was suspended for both of them and i have to take my finals tommarrow (first day of summer) and have to finish them all before noon if i want to walk and i have a 3 hour grad pratice.... i have a very busy morning. I just got home from a party and am drinking beer, i need to be up at 6:30....



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