l8t apex

you need to have a sign that says "Solicitors Must be Topless" on your door.Then maybe 5 dollars is worth the give.

PhoenixDownVII

Your mom go's to college.

Travis R

I've got no problems telling solicitors to leave, but I'm not rude to them (yet).

I've already got a "no soliciting" sign. I'm going to get a bigger one and hang it right in the middle of the door.

Then if they still knock... the first thing out of my mouth will be something along the lines of, "How sad for you that you can't read". It'll become progressively more rude from there.

My favorite is when they ask if my parents are here, or if I'm "the man of the house"... I should just say no and close the door.

G2G

If they ask for the man of the house I just open my fly.



- Hand

ApneaBlue

[quote name='94touring' date='May 15 2005, 10:14 PM']I can't believe I let this happen. I'm usually so good at telling people that come door to door to go the hell away. Today I was in the driveway grinding on the truck (yeah grinding), and these 2 girls 18 and 23 come strolling up to me. I saw them earlier walking the neighborhood like 2 hookers, so I knew they were selling something. They started talking and I had ear plugs in, so I had to have them repeat themselves again, that was fun. They were selling magazines to go to London. I said how ironic in a very I don't give a **** tone, this truck is from London and I have a friend there now. I started to look them over to figure out if they were hot or just ugly skanks, I came to the conclusion they were ugly skanks. One had very crooked teeth, wouldn't want her giving me head thats for sure. Reminded me of the one hillbilly from the simpsons, but female. Nice ***, horrible everything else. The other was better in face, nice dick sucking lips and straight teeth, better ***, but concave ****. I think she was wearing her braw inside out, thats how small. They were really good salesman, or sales*****s. Really knew how to not take no for an answer, which I said many times, but was too weak to be mean to the skanky *****s. Finally I was like ****, I got 5 dollars, how about I pay you that and you leave. I ended up buying a car restoration magazine for 42 bucks for the next 2 years.






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Haha! Sucker!





I'm glad I left when I did.

defprun

Nice girl sold me motor trend for 2 years, 25 bucks. I couldnt say no...and maturbated furiously within an hour after she left.



No number! Shes prolly in canada or something getting bombed!

1988RedT2

[quote name='94touring' date='May 16 2005, 01:14 AM'] Today I was in the driveway grinding on the truck (yeah grinding), ...
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When you say "grinding" you mean thrusting your hips in a sexually provocative way, don't you?



Am I the only one who finds this to be a tad strange?

94touring

Yeah I was out there humpless shirting the truck.



See look I humped the paint right off it.

94touring

Did I really just type that? Or did somebody edit that?

TKO

[quote name='1988RedT2' date='May 16 2005, 12:30 PM']When you say "grinding" you mean thrusting your hips in a sexually provocative way, don't you?



Am I the only one who finds this to be a tad strange?


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You've seen the pictures just like the rest of us...



How can anything 94touring does be considered strange anymore?