I Got Suckered Into Buying Magazines From 2 *****s
05-16-2005, 01:14 AM
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I can't believe I let this happen. I'm usually so good at telling people that come door to door to go the hell away. Today I was in the driveway grinding on the truck (yeah grinding), and these 2 girls 18 and 23 come strolling up to me. I saw them earlier walking the neighborhood like 2 hookers, so I knew they were selling something. They started talking and I had ear plugs in, so I had to have them repeat themselves again, that was fun. They were selling magazines to go to London. I said how ironic in a very I don't give a **** tone, this truck is from London and I have a friend there now. I started to look them over to figure out if they were hot or just ugly skanks, I came to the conclusion they were ugly skanks. One had very crooked teeth, wouldn't want her giving me head thats for sure. Reminded me of the one hillbilly from the simpsons, but female. Nice ***, horrible everything else. The other was better in face, nice dick sucking lips and straight teeth, better ***, but concave ****. I think she was wearing her braw inside out, thats how small. They were really good salesman, or sales*****s. Really knew how to not take no for an answer, which I said many times, but was too weak to be mean to the skanky *****s. Finally I was like ****, I got 5 dollars, how about I pay you that and you leave. I ended up buying a car restoration magazine for 42 bucks for the next 2 years.
05-16-2005, 01:20 AM
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No actually last time this girl about 15 years old wanted me to buy a newspaper subscription for her college tuition. She handed me the newspaper and I told her I was a broke college student that needed money too. She got mad and stormed off while I said..hey do you want your paper back?
05-16-2005, 01:30 AM
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Too bad the wife pulled up. I was fixing to say, so lets go inside and see how many magazines you two ***** can **** out of me. OR you two realize I could be a sexual predator and you two helpless girls just walked up to me while I'm wearing gloves, holding a hammer, and have duck tape sitting 5 feet over there.
