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Old 12-25-2003, 08:58 PM
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In the evil forum, people have been getting gifts...but they dont know what to do with them! Any funny suggestions/ideas for utilising my gift? Strawberry, edible, heating, massage oil.



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Old 12-25-2003, 09:01 PM
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Salad dressing? Make sure to leave the oil bottle out though for full effect.
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Old 12-25-2003, 09:03 PM
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For even more added affect, should I leave pubes in the dried up oil around the cap of the bottle?
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Before I read this thread, I thought of defprun (yes I have seen this man before), and I thought of defprun with massage oil. And I concluded:



Wow, that's absolutely disgusting.











ZING!
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Old 12-25-2003, 10:23 PM
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Get a girlfriend...
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Old 12-25-2003, 10:25 PM
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stroke your peepee with it
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Old 12-25-2003, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Dec 25 2003, 08:25 PM
stroke your peepee with it
LMFAO



He does have a girlfriend. Tell them the story about your experience with her, mr. defprun. Mr. chesty laroo!
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Old 12-25-2003, 10:32 PM
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Ehn, I stoked the pen0r with it, and it was okay...provided lube, but it wasnt anything special...I was thinking more along the lines of using it to lube the chain on my mountain bike or door hinges or something like that! LOL!
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Originally Posted by mazdaspeed7' date='Dec 25 2003, 11:23 PM
Get a girlfriend...
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haha i got 2 bottles of that **** from a friend one christmas as a joke i got strawberry and cherry..... it makes good candy hahaha i slowly ate the whole bottle and now am left with half a bottle of strawberry "midnite fire" heating flavored massage oil.... maybe ill add some into my gas tank... premix?
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