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In the evil forum, people have been getting gifts...but they dont know what to do with them! Any funny suggestions/ideas for utilising my gift? Strawberry, edible, heating, massage oil.
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Salad dressing? Make sure to leave the oil bottle out though for full effect.
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For even more added affect, should I leave pubes in the dried up oil around the cap of the bottle?
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Before I read this thread, I thought of defprun (yes I have seen this man before), and I thought of defprun with massage oil. And I concluded:
Wow, that's absolutely disgusting. ZING! |
Get a girlfriend... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png
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stroke your peepee with it
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Dec 25 2003, 08:25 PM
stroke your peepee with it
He does have a girlfriend. Tell them the story about your experience with her, mr. defprun. Mr. chesty laroo! |
Ehn, I stoked the pen0r with it, and it was okay...provided lube, but it wasnt anything special...I was thinking more along the lines of using it to lube the chain on my mountain bike or door hinges or something like that! LOL!
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Originally Posted by mazdaspeed7' date='Dec 25 2003, 11:23 PM
Get a girlfriend... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png
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haha i got 2 bottles of that **** from a friend one christmas as a joke i got strawberry and cherry..... it makes good candy hahaha i slowly ate the whole bottle and now am left with half a bottle of strawberry "midnite fire" heating flavored massage oil.... maybe ill add some into my gas tank... premix?
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Dec 25 2003, 11:25 PM
stroke your peepee with it
-Jenna Jameson |
You guys sure like to talk about masturbation a lot.
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Originally Posted by Fluid Dynamics' date='Dec 26 2003, 07:07 PM
You guys sure like to talk about masturbation a lot.
kevin. |
Bang her in da pOOper! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif
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Originally Posted by 1gendreemer' date='Dec 26 2003, 06:35 PM
Bang her in da pOOper! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Dec 26 2003, 04:47 PM
your name reminds me of sex.
kevin. That was great. Man you sure can bust out some one-liners. I need to meet you at a rotary meet some day. Are you going to SS next year? Fluid dynamics is the study of forces in fluids; a subdiscipline is aerodynamics (compressible fluids) and hydraulics (incompressible fluids). If that term reminds you of the natural lubrication that is formed in a certain zone on the female body if you can do good foreplay on her, than sweet. My old name made people think I was a ricer. |
Just like youd hydraulically compress your finger in your azn gf's toite yeah...and than slide it in and...oh...oh....
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defprun.... likes, his asian gf..
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Originally Posted by Fluid Dynamics' date='Dec 27 2003, 01:20 AM
LOL
That was great. Man you sure can bust out some one-liners. I need to meet you at a rotary meet some day. Are you going to SS next year? Fluid dynamics is the study of forces in fluids; a subdiscipline is aerodynamics (compressible fluids) and hydraulics (incompressible fluids). If that term reminds you of the natural lubrication that is formed in a certain zone on the female body if you can do good foreplay on her, than sweet. My old name made people think I was a ricer. im trying to go to sevenstock next year along with rotary revolution or whatever in indianapolis, but legal positions will determine my availability for said events. and fluid dynamics still sounds like a sexual inuendo, renamed yourself to "the dynamic fluid" kevin. |
You can eat massage oil?
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Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Dec 28 2003, 03:09 AM
You can eat massage oil?
just like you should only eat edible underwear, not the regular kind. kevin. |
Originally Posted by teknics' date='Dec 28 2003, 08:09 PM
only edible massge oil may be eaten.
just like you should only eat edible underwear, not the regular kind. kevin. |
Originally Posted by rfreeman27' date='Dec 28 2003, 07:37 PM
You can eat the other kind, but take it from me, it isnt too good for digestion https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683485.gif
kevin. |
Originally Posted by teknics' date='Dec 28 2003, 06:00 PM
hey some like skidmarks on streets, you apparently like them on underwear.
kevin. M. F. A. O. Comedy Gold. Period. |
Originally Posted by ColinRX7' date='Dec 28 2003, 10:34 PM
L.
M. F. A. O. Comedy Gold. Period. kevin. |
Originally Posted by teknics' date='Dec 28 2003, 11:41 PM
do i get a share in this gold? it would do wonders for adding mods to my car.
kevin. |
BLINGIN!
(someone should be on the crx forums!) https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png |
Originally Posted by defprun' date='Dec 28 2003, 09:39 PM
BLINGIN!
(someone should be on the crx forums!) https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png |
You're from OOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!111111111111
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You should use that oil as mace.
BE like YARRRRR and squirt it in peoples eyes. |
Originally Posted by defprun' date='Dec 28 2003, 10:50 PM
You're from OOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA!111111111111
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Does it smell like MMO ?
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Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='Dec 29 2003, 12:23 AM
This gold is for wearin 'round yo neck yo.
kevin. |
Originally Posted by teknics' date='Dec 29 2003, 11:30 AM
i got a midget round my neck.
kevin. |
Originally Posted by teknics' date='Dec 29 2003, 03:30 PM
i got a midget round my neck.
kevin. |
Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Dec 28 2003, 11:04 PM
And you're from Canada?
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But do they have midgets hanging from necklaces in canada?
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