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Old 03-23-2011, 08:10 PM
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the mood was right. it was late afternoon as the evening sky began to kiss the sky of a tired day. As soon as the turkey and cheese sandwhich began to settle in its final resting place, the need to evacuate the remains of the previous meal began to manifest. as my warm cheeks met with furious intentions the bitter cold surface of my porcelain throne, along came my lady as fair as can be. Her eyes gleemed with the desire to please one which brings her much joy. unexpectedly as the earthquake in japan, her knees hit the cold tile. As if to worship her newly formed erection she thrust her voluptious lips onto my erect shlong. slowly yet with a intenet resolve she began to form a vacuum around my shlong. Thrusting in and out like a piston in an LS7 on boost. As the event began to climax my primary objective was realized and at and explosive end both needs where addressed.



She wiped then i wiped end of story.
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:03 PM
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Still not getting out much huh?
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:40 PM
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LMFAO got to make due.
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:46 PM
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BTW the bearings on my lt1 are shot pulled the oil and it has a metallic swirl to it. no rod knock yet so i put new oil in it and will drive it till i get rod knock then rebuild it.
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minuse well of stayed rotary!! lol
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Old 03-24-2011, 09:21 AM
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I have a 350 throttle body in the new dive boat. Can't wait to run it.
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:17 PM
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I know LOL
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Old 03-27-2011, 12:15 AM
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What's up next, alabama hot pocket?
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Old 03-27-2011, 11:57 AM
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??? Explain ???
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...a%20hot-pocket
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