I Cant Sleep!
#8
I used to have trouble falling asleep. Then I became a parent. Now I can sleep anytime, anywhere. My wife has seen me sleep through having a toddler sitting on my chest screaming his head off.
Oh, or try Benadryl. That **** knocks me off my feet, even if I try staying awake.
Oh, or try Benadryl. That **** knocks me off my feet, even if I try staying awake.