I Can't Believe I Said This....
04-28-2003, 07:13 PM
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I went out for lunch today @ work and took the towing/company Suburban 2500. I was forced to parallel park it on the street, and somehow I did. As I came back to the truck with an order of food from the deli for 5 people, a SL 600 pulls up behind me and parks about a 1/2 an inch from the class 4 hitch we have on it. Now in totally boxed in I asked the very "affluent" looking middle-aged woman that got out of it in a nice tone of voice " m'am can you please move your car back a few inches so I can get out, this is not my truck and I have no room to get out." She promptly blurts out "NO" and walks away (you gotta love NY)
I call my boss, who also has a Excursion (BIG) and tell him that I am stuck in a spot and will be a while, and explain what this BITCH said. My boss shows up a few minutes later and pulls up behind the woman's SL600 and leaves her about 1 or 2 angstroms (.00000000000000001 inch) I directed him into the spot too!. We sat and waited for her (slow day at work). She comes out about 20 minutes later and begins to scream at the top of her lungs at us. Every profanity you can think of came out of her mouth. When she finally shut up, I said to her "when you where born..you where given the choice of brains or a ****." And my boss spit out his coffee all over himself. Then she gets into her car and tries to pull out, foward. In one fell swoop she releases all 350hp from her v12 benz and impales her 120,000 dollar car onto a class 4 hitch. I laughed so hard I threw up.
today was crash into big truck day on this forum
I call my boss, who also has a Excursion (BIG) and tell him that I am stuck in a spot and will be a while, and explain what this BITCH said. My boss shows up a few minutes later and pulls up behind the woman's SL600 and leaves her about 1 or 2 angstroms (.00000000000000001 inch) I directed him into the spot too!. We sat and waited for her (slow day at work). She comes out about 20 minutes later and begins to scream at the top of her lungs at us. Every profanity you can think of came out of her mouth. When she finally shut up, I said to her "when you where born..you where given the choice of brains or a ****." And my boss spit out his coffee all over himself. Then she gets into her car and tries to pull out, foward. In one fell swoop she releases all 350hp from her v12 benz and impales her 120,000 dollar car onto a class 4 hitch. I laughed so hard I threw up.
today was crash into big truck day on this forum
