While I was monologuing on IM, I noted that 'NOT BOMB' should be written on letters that contain things that are not bombs, to help ensure the continuing safety of our postal system.

 

One of the wierdest AIM convos ever!!





StevePSCO: Seriously tho.. send me a hot dog

StevePSCO: I'm hundgry

StevePSCO: hnugry

StevePSCO: Damnit..

touring94: i should mail you 1 hotdog

StevePSCO: Yep.

StevePSCO: In an envelope, marked "NOT A BOMB" on the front

touring94: "not a bomb" "or *****"

StevePSCO: Weiner Inside (with a swooshy circle around it)

touring94: ever stick a hotdog up your butt to see if the strength of the hotdog could withstand the pressures of your sphinkter

touring94: just curious

StevePSCO: Yes.

StevePSCO: Yes, I have.

touring94: ball parks work

touring94: oscar myer not so much

touring94: i think its the type of processing they do

StevePSCO: I have the best luck with polish sausage or bratwurst

touring94: well thats still inside a intenstine casing though

touring94: so its like anus going in your anus

 

true story!

 

SHHHHH Da-aan! GAWSH!

 

If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

 

I don't think I need to answer that.

 

If you were really flexible? Come on? No one would find out.

 

Emergency room doctors and nurses tell the best stories!

 

Nested anus.

 

hahahaahhagh