I April Fooled A Girl..
04-01-2005, 02:08 PM
#1
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StevePSCO (12:57:17 PM): I wrecked my RX7 on the way to work today.
StevePSCO (12:57:29 PM): Rear ended a blue Ford Windstar.
Jana (12:57:31 PM): Notice: All instant messages sent to and from this buddy name will be logged by the IM Auditor and are subject to archival, monitoring, or review and/or disclosure to someone other than the recipient. XEM IT
Jana (12:57:31 PM): WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Jana (12:57:34 PM): oh no!
StevePSCO (12:57:45 PM): Crumpled the hood.. broke the windshield with my face
StevePSCO (12:57:56 PM): Yeah, it sucked.
Jana (12:57:57 PM): why the hell are you at work right now?
Jana (12:58:06 PM): you must be heartbroken
StevePSCO (12:58:06 PM): I had to be here, we're short handed
Jana (12:58:14 PM): is your face cut?
StevePSCO (12:58:17 PM): And it's all my fault too.
Jana (12:58:31 PM): you weren't paying attention?
StevePSCO (12:58:35 PM): Just a bump on my forehead and a scratch over my eye
StevePSCO (12:58:44 PM): I was doing like, 120, couldn't stop fast enough.
StevePSCO (12:58:56 PM): Stupid airbags didn't even go off.
StevePSCO (12:59:37 PM): I dunno what to do, I'm fricken crazy
StevePSCO (1:00:44 PM): I'm on like, 20 painkillers right now, lol.
Jana (1:00:52 PM): you went to the hospital first?
StevePSCO (1:00:58 PM): Yeah, briefly.
Jana (1:01:00 PM): or did paramedics come?
StevePSCO (1:01:07 PM): Via paramedics.
Jana (1:01:08 PM): what'd the police say?
StevePSCO (1:01:12 PM): I was knocked out.
StevePSCO (1:01:20 PM): I got a ticket for careless driving.
Jana (1:01:21 PM): holy ****
StevePSCO (1:01:37 PM): HAHA, APRIL FOOLS!
Jana (1:01:40 PM): you have to pay for the ambulance ride too
Jana (1:01:48 PM): you are the biggest ******* i've ever met
Jana (1:01:52 PM): i'm such a sucker
StevePSCO (1:01:52 PM): AWWWW!!!
StevePSCO (1:02:00 PM): LOL
Jana (1:02:13 PM): i was telling derek all about it and eve;rything
StevePSCO (1:02:17 PM): HAhahahahahahahahah!
Jana (1:02:18 PM): i feel like a tool
Jana (1:02:53 PM): i'm going to go in the bathroom and cry now
StevePSCO (1:02:56 PM): NO!
StevePSCO (1:03:00 PM): Awwww! Sad.
StevePSCO (1:03:16 PM): I only april fooled you because I like you!
StevePSCO (1:04:00 PM): Uh, I'm sorry! You ok?
StevePSCO (1:04:52 PM): :-(
I think she's all pissed.
04-01-2005, 02:40 PM
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HAHA HA!!!!! my family gets me good every year, so this year my mom, dad, bro, his gf, and my sister are goign to tell me my g/f is pregrent and they tried to get her in on it but she told me so now were turnign it around like when they tell me im gunna get pissed off and leave and then my g/f is goign to convince them i got in a bad accident... suckers!
04-01-2005, 02:45 PM
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lol. i was supposed to go to lunch with the boss today but i had to drop some samples off site. i called him on the way back saying that i wouldnt make it cause i got rear ended while merging into traffic. told him that the company van was ok but the front of the other car was fubar....
04-01-2005, 02:47 PM
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[quote name='CletusFD3S' date='Apr 1 2005, 03:40 PM']HAHA HA!!!!! my family gets me good every year, so this year my mom, dad, bro, his gf, and my sister are goign to tell me my g/f is pregrent and they tried to get her in on it but she told me so now were turnign it around like when they tell me im gunna get pissed off and leave and then my g/f is goign to convince them i got in a bad accident... suckers!
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You should just be like "oh, she told you? We were going to try to get married first..."
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You should just be like "oh, she told you? We were going to try to get married first..."
