I just thought I'd let you all know that I'm drunk. This is my first drunk post ever. Isn't it odd that I can still type fine? Maybe that means I need more to drink. The empty bottle of Malibu says no, though. I'm out of liquor! Maybe I should have bought a bigger bottle.

 

You should go out for a drive...

 

...Sirens... sign here sir :evildeal:

 

Are you retarded? My day has been shitty enough, I won't need a ******* DUI on top of it.

 

I don't remember being retarded.... maybe I'm just being a post *****

 

Now I'm tempted to get a drink 2. Posting this late at night is always funner after a few beers.