HAHAHa funny stuff there



heres one



what do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?































hung. hahaha

Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos. They made their ******* choice..

The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home.



He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling:



"CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!



MORE OIL!!!



TURN THEM!!!



TURN THEM NOW!!!



WE NEED MORE OIL!!!



THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!!



CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!!



TURN THEM!!!



TURN THEM!!!



HURRY UP!!!



ARE YOU CRAZY!!!!



THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!!



USE MORE SALT!!!



THE SALT!!!!"



The wife is very upset



"What the hell is wrong with you?



Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"



The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like,when I am driving and you sit next to me."

LOL Nice topic. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

I love it!

LOL Banzai!

LOLOL

No ****... I got a few that work for me(lezbo). Why is that Lesbian take on the worst attributes of a truck driving redneck and fag get all dainty?What the fuuuu

That driving and eggs joke is the best yet...

That driving and eggs joke is the best yet...