Humor?
05-24-2004, 12:01 PM
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One Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"
05-24-2004, 02:16 PM
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Here I got one I just read it this morning.
Ok so this blond is going in to get hers eyes checked up. So the doctor comes in and tells her to cover her left eye and read the first line on the letter chart. She is having a hard time fallowing directions and keeps covering the wrong eye. SO the doctor comes back in with a paper bag with one hole cut out of it to cover her left eye only and leave the right eye open. Out of nowhere she starts crying, the doctor asks what is the matter, The blond replies crying, "I really had my eyes set on those wire frames"
HA!
Ok so this blond is going in to get hers eyes checked up. So the doctor comes in and tells her to cover her left eye and read the first line on the letter chart. She is having a hard time fallowing directions and keeps covering the wrong eye. SO the doctor comes back in with a paper bag with one hole cut out of it to cover her left eye only and leave the right eye open. Out of nowhere she starts crying, the doctor asks what is the matter, The blond replies crying, "I really had my eyes set on those wire frames"
HA!
05-24-2004, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by drunkin_idiot' date='May 24 2004, 02:16 PM
Here I got one I just read it this morning.
Ok so this blond is going in to get hers eyes checked up. So the doctor comes in and tells her to cover her left eye and read the first line on the letter chart. She is having a hard time fallowing directions and keeps covering the wrong eye. SO the doctor comes back in with a paper bag with one hole cut out of it to cover her left eye only and leave the right eye open. Out of nowhere she starts crying, the doctor asks what is the matter, The blond replies crying, "I really had my eyes set on those wire frames"
HA!
Ok so this blond is going in to get hers eyes checked up. So the doctor comes in and tells her to cover her left eye and read the first line on the letter chart. She is having a hard time fallowing directions and keeps covering the wrong eye. SO the doctor comes back in with a paper bag with one hole cut out of it to cover her left eye only and leave the right eye open. Out of nowhere she starts crying, the doctor asks what is the matter, The blond replies crying, "I really had my eyes set on those wire frames"
HA!
