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Old 05-29-2003, 01:41 PM
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Having been in a similar situation before, Aren't Bi wives/GF's wonderful , a Jacuzzi is the best damn thing ever. Not having said Jacuzzi makes things more difficult, suggest to your significant other that she suggest a dip in said Jacuzzi, or begin playing in a shower. That not being possible it gets more difficult. Some women really care about personal hygine and some don't. How bad do you want it corrected, you can kill the friendship if the other is sensitive. If they have been together before, and I assume they have, she can ask if her cycle was messed up last time, she seemed a little "different". Try to do it as diplomaticly and have your GF say it happens to her from time to time even if it doesn't. Good luck
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Wash that crack
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Old 05-30-2003, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by avoid' date='May 29 2003, 11:38 AM
or you can make up a song "I like fresh puss and I can not lie your puss smells like old fries when a girl walks in wit a ity bitty wast and a stank puss in your face you get sick SICK like head without tha crack no take a shower and dont forget to wash that crack"
LOL.. That was pretty damn funny!
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Old 05-30-2003, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by yellowbird' date='May 29 2003, 12:41 PM
Having been in a similar situation before, Aren't Bi wives/GF's wonderful , a Jacuzzi is the best damn thing ever. Not having said Jacuzzi makes things more difficult, suggest to your significant other that she suggest a dip in said Jacuzzi, or begin playing in a shower. That not being possible it gets more difficult. Some women really care about personal hygine and some don't. How bad do you want it corrected, you can kill the friendship if the other is sensitive. If they have been together before, and I assume they have, she can ask if her cycle was messed up last time, she seemed a little "different". Try to do it as diplomaticly and have your GF say it happens to her from time to time even if it doesn't. Good luck
Wow! I see someone invested some thought!
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Old 05-30-2003, 11:34 AM
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dont they have code words for this kinda thing?



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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='May 30 2003, 11:34 AM
dont they have code words for this kinda thing?



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Yeah, like crack is "Niagra Falls", and wash is "Dry Out". So, "I'll wait til your Niagra Fall Dries Out before I go looking for trassure".
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Originally Posted by Srce94FD' date='May 30 2003, 11:55 AM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='May 30 2003, 11:34 AM'] dont they have code words for this kinda thing?



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Yeah, like crack is "Niagra Falls", and wash is "Dry Out". So, "I'll wait til your Niagra Fall Dries Out before I go looking for trassure". [/quote]

umm thats the worse use of code words ever.



de"crypted" it says



"i'll wait till your crack washes before i go looking for treasure"



you should have said



"i'll wait till you dry out your niagra falls before i go looking for treasure"

aka

i'll wait till you wash your crack before i go looking for treasure....



idiots...



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You tell em..
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='May 30 2003, 12:36 PM
You tell em..
i told him good!



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well i was thinking it might be something like: mary = vaginer , restoration hardware = stinky, wash = r2d2. so my friend mary needs to go the restoration hardware with r2d2



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