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LOL... Serious question..
BI girlfriend of mine REALLY likes this other girl but she says her ***** smells. I guess it's not REAL bad, but it makes her a little uncomfortable.. She asked me how I would go about telling a girl her ***** needs a cleaning. ****, I dunno!!! HELP!!! This is serious... Not a drunken post! |
girl: "how was your day? "
girl #2: "it was good" girl: "by the way, your **** smells, scrub it" |
lmao.
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um, maybe sit her down in front of the oxygen network?
mike |
buy her a case of "summers eve" douche
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You ever get that not so fresh feeling?
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='May 23 2003, 05:16 PM
girl: "how was your day? "
girl #2: "it was good" girl: "by the way, your **** smells, scrub it" |
ask a serious question....
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Originally Posted by cymfc3s' date='May 23 2003, 05:45 PM
ask a serious question....
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you should mention it in passing. like if you are talking about bridges, for example, you say "i like the arch on that one, you smell down there"
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='May 24 2003, 08:16 AM
girl: "how was your day? "
girl #2: "it was good" girl: "by the way, your **** smells, scrub it" |
Stinky *****!!!!
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='May 23 2003, 05:57 PM
you should mention it in passing. like if you are talking about bridges, for example, you say "i like the arch on that one, you smell down there"
mike |
Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='May 23 2003, 04:05 PM
[quote name='j9fd3s' date='May 23 2003, 05:57 PM'] you should mention it in passing. like if you are talking about bridges, for example, you say "i like the arch on that one, you smell down there"
mike its all in the delivery mike |
Ask her if she would rather be alone, and when she says why. Tell her you smell like it https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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gift wrap some summer's eve with a nice card attatched that
says: "use this to clean your stank box" |
whenever your around her say "whats that smell?" Then start sniffing with your nose eventually working your way to her crotch.
"Oh, thats it, thanks," then walk away. |
pig latin! the melsbay in the unclay!
mike |
Or your girlfriend could tell her that she would like if she douch, not in a offensive way, but only cause she is very picky about going down on another girl. She could make it seem like it for her and not the smelly girl, just for her peace of mind.
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Just get her to watch that scene from Me, Myself, & Irene
where Jim Carrey gets the price check of Vagiclean for that lady on the supermarket loud speaker. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png She should get the idea if you skip straight to that part. |
before they get ready to do the deed have your friend turn off the lights and go in the bathroom, pretending to "get ready", then when she comes out make her bring the bathroom air freshner, while going down she can grab it and spray that **** till it smells like a field of daisies or whatever the preferred scent is.
or she can buy the girl a car air freshner and staple it to her ****. kevin. |
What my friends do is tell the girl before sex to "bitch, get the ***** ready". Works for them.
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Originally Posted by 94touring' date='May 23 2003, 10:08 PM
What my friends do is tell the girl before sex to "bitch, get the ***** ready". Works for them.
kevin |
Well that could be a problem I suppose.
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just get her in the shower and scrub it yourself.... that way she'll get the message....
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I think robs suggestion would work.. or she could get some rubber gloves and some pine sol, and commence the cleaning of the cooter
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Tell her " Can I smell your feet?" and when she says "NO!"
then you say "Then it must be your snatch, maybe you should go wash it out." Raul or the gift wrapped summers eve works too. |
hold you nose and point!
mike |
Originally Posted by teknics' date='May 23 2003, 08:53 PM
or she can buy the girl a car air freshner and staple it to her ****.
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Originally Posted by 9BASE3' date='May 24 2003, 12:49 PM
[quote name='teknics' date='May 23 2003, 08:53 PM'] or she can buy the girl a car air freshner and staple it to her ****.
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A vanillaroma little tree air freshner
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='May 24 2003, 05:30 PM
A vanillaroma little tree air freshner
kevin. |
perhaps a coconut one for that tropical feeling?
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='May 24 2003, 05:37 PM
perhaps a coconut one for that tropical feeling?
kevin. (i swear on the bible the first time i wrote coconut in my reply i wrote "cocunt" lol.) |
On a serious note, just carve a big piece of soap into a dildo and tell her she knows what to do with it
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Originally Posted by cmartinp28' date='May 24 2003, 03:31 PM
On a serious note, just carve a big piece of soap into a dildo and tell her she knows what to do with it
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tricky question, how do you tell a lady her vagina smells without hurting her feelings? very simple, if the person is important enough then honesty is the way to go. Say something like: Listen I enjoy being sexually intimate with you but your vagina does not have a pleasant odor, Rather then end our relationship I rather be honest with you. Like I said very tricky situation...
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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png offer her a tic tac. then tell her it aint for her breath....now if you don't like her just ask her if she is hiding a sack of dead rats or something... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683485.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683698.gif
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Call Lex and Terry and have them call her for you
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