How To Be Rude/offensive
01-24-2005, 09:51 AM
#11
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Bayou-self Louisiana
Posts: 947
scratch your arm pit with her fork at dinner...
fart loudly during any conversation...
interupt someone during a conversation ask them if thats the cops that just walked in
tell them you cant talk to them any more untill they get the **** smell out their mouth..
tell them how you liked to hear more but you gonna **** on yourself (or them) if you stay a second longer..
talk bout how bad your crouch itches and how you hope that new salve starts working...
use the table cloth to blow your nose and yell "its a keeper"...
talk bout your ginormous ***** and the story about how you come to name it..
repeat over and over about the size of some chicks ****...(girl)
tell them you saw the same funiture "Early Mobile Home" magazine
take a **** dont flush it and ask someone to look at it and see if they see a reason you could have cramps....
everytime the waiter walks by tell him his fly is open and laugh histerically..
Order a beer twist the cap with your asscheeks...
Call your date by a different name everytime time you speak to her....(my favorite)
Order an expensive bottle of wine and snort everytime she takes a sip...
drink wine straight out the bottle no matter how expensive...
start every sentence with" back when I was in the slammer...."
hope this helps..L8T
fart loudly during any conversation...
interupt someone during a conversation ask them if thats the cops that just walked in
tell them you cant talk to them any more untill they get the **** smell out their mouth..
tell them how you liked to hear more but you gonna **** on yourself (or them) if you stay a second longer..
talk bout how bad your crouch itches and how you hope that new salve starts working...
use the table cloth to blow your nose and yell "its a keeper"...
talk bout your ginormous ***** and the story about how you come to name it..
repeat over and over about the size of some chicks ****...(girl)
tell them you saw the same funiture "Early Mobile Home" magazine
take a **** dont flush it and ask someone to look at it and see if they see a reason you could have cramps....
everytime the waiter walks by tell him his fly is open and laugh histerically..
Order a beer twist the cap with your asscheeks...
Call your date by a different name everytime time you speak to her....(my favorite)
Order an expensive bottle of wine and snort everytime she takes a sip...
drink wine straight out the bottle no matter how expensive...
start every sentence with" back when I was in the slammer...."
hope this helps..L8T
01-24-2005, 09:55 AM
#12
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Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,784
**** you **********er, my ******* parents used to be pro speech writers, my mom ******* died when I was 9 in a skiing accident and my dad ******* got carpal tunnel syndrome and died of that ****, you need to have more respect because i go after **********ers like you, we'll see how funny this **** is when **********ers start poppin out of vaginas.
Err, ask sinful. He's a pro.
Err, ask sinful. He's a pro.
01-24-2005, 09:58 AM
#14
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Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,784
Originally Posted by red_blast' date='Jan 24 2005, 09:57 AM
Name calling and sarcasm usually work well. I imagine violence works hella good too.
--Lauren
--Lauren
Shutup, woman.
01-24-2005, 10:07 AM
#17
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: NC
Posts: 9
Cletus,
It sounds like Dramon Killer here wants to give you a real life scenario so you can observe rude, offensive behavior for your speech.
Dramon Killer, that was the most pathetic joke. I hope you've got something better than that, ya fucktard.
--Lauren
It sounds like Dramon Killer here wants to give you a real life scenario so you can observe rude, offensive behavior for your speech.
Dramon Killer, that was the most pathetic joke. I hope you've got something better than that, ya fucktard.
--Lauren
01-24-2005, 10:11 AM
#18
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Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,784
Originally Posted by red_blast' date='Jan 24 2005, 10:07 AM
Cletus,
It sounds like Dramon Killer here wants to give you a real life scenario so you can observe rude, offensive behavior for your speech.
Dramon Killer, that was the most pathetic joke. I hope you've got something better than that, ya fucktard.
--Lauren
It sounds like Dramon Killer here wants to give you a real life scenario so you can observe rude, offensive behavior for your speech.
Dramon Killer, that was the most pathetic joke. I hope you've got something better than that, ya fucktard.
--Lauren
Maybe you're the pathetic joke.
01-24-2005, 10:41 AM
#20
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 742
Originally Posted by red_blast' date='Jan 24 2005, 10:07 AM
Cletus,
It sounds like Dramon Killer here wants to give you a real life scenario so you can observe rude, offensive behavior for your speech.
Dramon Killer, that was the most pathetic joke. I hope you've got something better than that, ya fucktard.
--Lauren
It sounds like Dramon Killer here wants to give you a real life scenario so you can observe rude, offensive behavior for your speech.
Dramon Killer, that was the most pathetic joke. I hope you've got something better than that, ya fucktard.
--Lauren