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Old 10-26-2002, 01:25 AM
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I thought hookers only existed in NeverNeverLand.....

Or at least good looking ones
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Old 10-26-2002, 01:26 AM
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Does paying for the booze to liquor girls up with count?
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Old 10-26-2002, 01:46 AM
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i never will
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Old 10-26-2002, 02:48 AM
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Allot of people pay for it without even realizing it. Theres a girl at work who's always getting ****. Somtimes it's a new ring or maybe ear rings. Other times it's a dozen roses delivered by a florest (70 bucks a pop). Here's the point, the girl dosnt really dig the guy. She tells me he's cool and really nice but she dosnt want to move in with him and never wants to marry him. I say he's paying for it.
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Old 10-26-2002, 04:10 AM
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Well duh, dating is just an obfuscated form of prostitution... Instead of keeping things simple and just handing her the cash, you buy her what she wants and hand it to her in non-monetary form. Marriage is the ultimate obfuscation. If you ask me, Fernandos New Beginnings is where it's at. Keepin it simple, get joy, fork over cash, out the door. This disease **** has got to go...



hope my wife doesnt read this forum :smirk:
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Old 10-26-2002, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by pengaru' date='Oct 25 2002, 10:05 PM
[quote name='9BASE3' date='Oct 26 2002, 04:02 AM']Twice in Amsterdam. Don't ask. I picked Soylent Green though.
cmon now, inquiring minds want to know [/quote]

Well, it just kinda happened. I got drunk in a bar in the dam, went to the redlight... and fucked 2 of them at the same time. Cost like 50 bucks. They were both really hot, and did all kinds of cool **** to each other and me. THey MADE me wear a rubber which was even cooler. I wouldn't do it again, just because I think its degrading... But I was young and drunk...
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Old 10-26-2002, 01:36 PM
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Well I have a roommate that never gets laid, so he is always pestering people to bring over some females for him but every time someone takes interest in him he always finds a way to say something stupid. So the guy decides he is going to go to Las Vegas to have fun, when he got back he was Brock and he never got laid.



Its a sad sad story....
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Old 10-27-2002, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Drifter93' date='Oct 26 2002, 12:36 PM
Well I have a roommate that never gets laid, so he is always pestering people to bring over some females for him but every time someone takes interest in him he always finds a way to say something stupid. So the guy decides he is going to go to Las Vegas to have fun, when he got back he was Brock and he never got laid.



Its a sad sad story....
ROFLMFAO!!BWAHAHAHAHAH!!



I have a friend like that...******* dumbass
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Originally Posted by pengaru' date='Oct 26 2002, 01:10 AM
.....Fernandos New Beginnings is where it's at.
Too bad more people didn't pickup on that. Funny ****.
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