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The following is an excerpt from my weblog, as somebody decided to drop me a mean comment because her parents buying a BMW is not the smartest thing in the world...I love chick ignorance. Certain girls of course have the knowledge...this one's...well....
"Jay. You better have a will written out. My parents did NOT buy my car for me, they're FINANCING IT for me, that's all. I am the one paying for it and I DO appreciate it...why else would I get a nice German car? to drive around like a wimp? no, to enjoy the power and QUALITY of a BMW...that and take it up to the track when I turn 18 and am allowed to. It's harder to blow up a BMW engine than it is to blow up a crappy ass Mazda. BMW and performance DO go hand in hand...they can handle corners a hell of a lot better than american and japanese "sports" cars that fall apart easily. so **** you Jay" |
can i please race her.... or take a corner hard with her in my car?
plus im always down for young-uns |
BWM and blingBling go hand in hand too. Especially if ONE little thing moves out of place, then it's "broken"
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"if its not a 700 series its not a BMW" well, there are alot of nice ones, but I hate the people that buy the little ones and think they are the ****. just like the little Mercedes. ****, I've seen cabs in germany that were biger mercedes than what some of these people drive.
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hey she sounds easy, where does she live?
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what kinda bmw is she gettin? the only one worth noting as a sports are are 8series (z8, 850's, 840's) anything with M on the tag
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Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='Jan 3 2004, 09:55 PM
what kinda bmw is she gettin? the only one worth noting as a sports are are 8series (z8, 850's, 840's) anything with M on the tag
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hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaa aaaaaa
bmw+325= negative performance |
I concur!!!
RX-7 > BMW |
im going to have sex with that girl then understeer her well balanaced german machince off a cliff touge battling a civic.
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Originally Posted by g_dripht-alex' date='Jan 3 2004, 10:15 PM
im going to have sex with that girl then understeer her well balanaced german machince off a cliff touge battling a civic.
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Originally Posted by g_dripht-alex' date='Jan 3 2004, 10:15 PM
im going to have sex with that girl then understeer her well balanaced german machince off a cliff touge battling a civic.
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m3, m5 and the 8 series are the only good ones.
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Originally Posted by rx-7Drifter' date='Jan 4 2004, 12:46 AM
m3, m5 and the 8 series are the only good ones.
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Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='Jan 3 2004, 08:55 PM
what kinda bmw is she gettin? the only one worth noting as a sports are are 8series (z8, 850's, 840's) anything with M on the tag
Well, I guess it would be that bad. I drove a 3600 pound 530 yesterday and I bet I could spank most of you keyboard jockeys on any type of road. |
A couple of large BMW sedans do pretty well at local autocrosses. They are about as fast as prepped VW rabbits.
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Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='Jan 3 2004, 06:55 PM
what kinda bmw is she gettin? the only one worth noting as a sports are are 8series (z8, 850's, 840's) anything with M on the tag
8 series is also by far my favorite bmw. second fav is the E30 M3. |
haha i should i'll eat her face while i blowing up her car and give her the russian goggles
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Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' date='Jan 3 2004, 07:01 PM
hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaa aaaaaa
bmw+325= negative performance |
You guys are the best, a little update...
"Whatever, in fact I don't have a 325i, I have a 325iS, notice the S? That mean's SPORTS. As in SPORTS CAR? What an RX-7 ISN'T? The S has better handling so it'll outhandle anything and take curves really well, better than any piece of **** Mazda has out to date, and the BMW is very fast too, I bet you can't get more than 200HP out of the 4cyl Mazda without blowing it up so you SUCK." |
the S option really does make a huge difference over the normal suspension. doesnt make it a sports car. hers is also a 4 door huh? and straight line is sucks for bmw.
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Actually, I'm laughing more at her engine comment.
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Originally Posted by YukiRX7Aisha' date='Jan 4 2004, 03:59 PM
You guys are the best, a little update...
"Whatever, in fact I don't have a 325i, I have a 325iS, notice the S? That mean's SPORTS. As in SPORTS CAR? What an RX-7 ISN'T? The S has better handling so it'll outhandle anything and take curves really well, better than any piece of **** Mazda has out to date, and the BMW is very fast too, I bet you can't get more than 200HP out of the 4cyl Mazda without blowing it up so you SUCK." |
"Whatever, in fact I don't have a 325i, I have a 325iS, notice the S? That mean's SPORTS. As in SPORTS CAR? What an RX-7 ISN'T? The S has better handling so it'll outhandle anything and take curves really well, better than any piece of **** Mazda has out to date, and the BMW is very fast too, I bet you can't get more than 200HP out of the 4cyl Mazda without blowing it up so you SUCK." HAHAHAHAHHA OHHHHH GOD! HAHAH. just for that i glued a couple of pistons to my carb. and my rims just to make her happy. wow shes a fool. i'll give her somethin to blow up. haha. |
yea i hate all those idiot's who act like if its any bmw its cool. so many girls in my school are like oh yea oh yea im gettin a beamer. if the car is a "beamer" than its automatically cool........boosheet. they sell shitty beamers for like $4000. its not a nice "beamer" unless its around 35000 and there arent alot of nice ones around
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Originally Posted by UniqueTII' date='Jan 4 2004, 12:07 AM
Well, I guess it would be that bad. I drove a 3600 pound 530 yesterday and I bet I could spank most of you keyboard jockeys on any type of road.
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its "bimmer" you assbeefs, get it right or shut the **** up
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well i apologize for my mispelling . i dont really talk about "bimmers" nor write about them. so i wouldnt really know.
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Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Jan 4 2004, 07:57 PM
i concur, since one of my co-workers regularly out breaks and out corners me with his 1991 m5 or 535 or some **** like that. He's also won 2 scca nationals and was an atlantic car driver for a while...https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif
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Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Jan 4 2004, 07:58 PM
its "bimmer" you assbeefs, get it right or shut the **** up
kevin. |
i'll make you have some more of my milkshake, its better than yours
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Originally Posted by teknics' date='Jan 4 2004, 08:07 PM
hey watch your mouth **********er before i make you eat cabbage with a special cream topping BIYATCH.
kevin. |
ewww you want me to taste your milkshake? nasty.
focker. kevin. |
Originally Posted by YukiRX7Aisha' date='Jan 4 2004, 08:07 PM
That's not a 325 though. This moron is swearing up and down that her 325 is the fastest car ever created. If she had an M she'd have something to talk about.
automatic trans-slush |
Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Jan 4 2004, 08:24 PM
lmfao, i just called him and its a base model 535i with 145,000 miles on it
automatic trans-slush kevin. |
Originally Posted by YukiRX7Aisha' date='Jan 4 2004, 11:59 AM
You guys are the best, a little update...
"Whatever, in fact I don't have a 325i, I have a 325iS, notice the S? That mean's SPORTS. As in SPORTS CAR? What an RX-7 ISN'T? The S has better handling so it'll outhandle anything and take curves really well, better than any piece of **** Mazda has out to date, and the BMW is very fast too, I bet you can't get more than 200HP out of the 4cyl Mazda without blowing it up so you SUCK." |
Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Jan 4 2004, 04:58 PM
its "bimmer" you assbeefs, get it right or shut the **** up
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is she hot?
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No, she's short and fat.
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