put it in a zip file and call it wincab28, unless they know exactly whats supposed to be there it'll work

 

don't hide it, you dad should know what being a teeanager is about

 

put it in your dad documents, so if he does find it who is he going to tell?

your mom



"ya, bobby has **** in my documents"

 

If I weren't looking at **** when I was 17 THEN my dad would have been worried about me!

 

^ No ****. Walk up to him and say "Dad, I like looking at naked girls.", it'll be fine.*



*Unless.....

A) Your **** is a bunch of 8 year old boys.

B) Your **** is chicks banging goats.

C) You're Mormon.

 

What the hell. **** is natural. Don't even say your pops does not have a few playboys or penthouse laying around the crib? That is bullshit if he does not, I would be worried about him.

 

yea he has to have ****, cause you know y mamas oogly.



now back to your regular programming.



kevin.

 

[quote name='SilverSeven' date='Jun 26 2005, 01:33 AM']^ No ****. Walk up to him and say "Dad, I like looking at naked girls.", it'll be fine.*



*Unless.....

A) Your **** is a bunch of 8 year old boys.

B) Your **** is chicks banging goats.

C) You're Mormon.


[/quote]





ding ding we got a winner. wiener. something. anyway, yes i am mormon. **** **** damn ***. a real good one too. so that is the issue i am facing. im sure if u told him i liked naked women he would be happy then slap me with a bible. and yes, my mom is kinda ugly now.

 

ewwwwwwwww man you check out your mom? not cool.

 

[quote name='Lapis_Blue' date='Jun 26 2005, 09:01 PM']yes i am mormon.


[/quote]

Superb. Your answer is a simple but elusive one. Simply explain to your father that the pictures of naked girls on your computer are a form of spiritual mortification. Wait, no, hear me out. Tell him that it is much like fasting, you are looking at the girls on girls and whatnot as a method of proving your faith to God. You can look and look and look, but your devotion to your faith is so strong and everlasting that you still have no desire to look, and this is your way of ensuring spritual devotion. Some people fast on certain days, some use the cilice, you deprive yourself of the enjoyment of **** by oversaturating yourself in it.



Now, he'll know you're full of ****, but he might respect the answer enough to let it slide.



(Religious History 202 finally paid off , now, back to beseeching my Athena Parthenos)