WHY ARE ALL THE HOT GUYS MISSING???? WHERE ARE YA'LL????



How can a girl get a good guy???????

I am here. In order to get me, you must

A) drive a rotary-powered car

B) Look good in a bikini

and C) Play with 94Touring's nipples

Oh, and

D) Be smart or something.

[quote name='Sinful7' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:02 AM']I am here. In order to get me, you must

A) drive a rotary-powered car

B) Look good in a bikini

and C) Play with 94Touring's nipples


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Hmmmmm..... well, that leaves me out.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

im here too!

im simple to get just drive to wisconsin say hi and drive a rota.

[quote name='L8sBSTFRD' date='Jun 16 2005, 11:57 AM']WHY ARE ALL THE HOT GUYS MISSING???? WHERE ARE YA'LL????



How can a girl get a good guy???????


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Just walk around naked that will get their attention!

[quote name='ALWAZL8' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:03 AM']Hmmmmm..... well, that leaves me out.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png


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[quote name='Sinful7' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:02 AM']I am here. In order to get me, you must

A) drive a rotary-powered car

B) Look good in a bikini

and C) Play with 94Touring's nipples


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[quote name='Sinful7' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:02 AM']Oh, and

D) Be smart or something.


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A) when I'm allowed I do.

B) now I can take that as being shallow. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png What about what is on the inside? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

C) Can I???? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D) Taken care of

[quote name='Edna' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:08 AM']Just walk around naked that will get their attention!


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Tried that but he just lays on the couch. That's why I'm asking.

[quote name='L8sBSTFRD' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:15 AM']Tried that but he just lays on the couch. That's why I'm asking.


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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png Ya need to ditch his ass..... if he can't make time for ya then move on to someone who can. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

I think the better question is, where are all the hot girls?

[quote name='Dysfnctnl85' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:23 AM']I think the better question is, where are all the hot girls?


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Why is that "the better question"? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

[quote name='ALWAZL8' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:21 AM']https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png Ya need to ditch his ass..... if he can't make time for ya then move on to someone who can. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif


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Any suggestions???????? Do I need to go out of state of him????????

[quote name='L8sBSTFRD' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:26 AM']Do I need to go out of state of him????????


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Huh? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif

[quote name='ALWAZL8' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:26 AM']Why is that "the better question"? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif


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Because there's a plethora of hot guys on this board, and only a handful of hot girls.

[quote name='L8sBSTFRD' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:14 AM']B) now I can take that as being shallow. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png What about what is on the inside? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png


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What's on the inside is important too. Are we talking about the same kind of inside? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png

A Rotary will get you thru times of no woman, better than a woman will get you thru times of no rotary.



Ur kindly ol unka banzai

[quote name='ALWAZL8' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:27 AM']Huh? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif


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sorry, do I need to go out of state FOR him????????



Girl u should know what I mean, but problem is Shenna is here today.

[quote name='Sinful7' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:28 AM']Because there's a plethora of hot guys on this board, and only a handful of hot girls.


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Her definition of "hot" could be different than yours..... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

[quote name='L8sBSTFRD' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:30 AM']Girl u should know what I mean, but problem is Shenna is here today.


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That's SHEENA!

wimmens are EVIL

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:30 AM']A Rotary will get you thru times of no woman, better than a woman will get you thru times of no rotary.


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A rotary will also get you thru times of no dildo, better than a dildo will get you thru times of no rotary. Works both ways, it seems. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

[quote name='ALWAZL8' date='Jun 16 2005, 09:30 AM']Her definition of "hot" could be different than yours..... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png


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I mean spicy.. so probably.

You could always haul your ass back in the kitchen (where you belong anyway) and bake him up a nice chocolate cake to show you care

[quote name='Sinful7' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:33 AM']I mean spicy.. so probably.


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https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif Uh huh.... nice try. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

why are womens feet smaller than a mans?

























Its a Genetic thing, so the woman can stand closer to the sink while doing dishes

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:41 AM']why are womens feet smaller than a mans?

Its a Genetic thing, so the woman can stand closer to the sink while doing dishes


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Well, it's definitely NOT so we can get closer to any kitchen appliance. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/angry.png

What do you do when a womans watch breaks?















































NOTHING: She has the clock on the stove to tell here when its time to cook dinner

[quote name='Sinful7' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:28 AM']Because there's a plethora of hot guys on this board, and only a handful of hot girls.


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What is considered hot to you may not be hot to me. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/dry.png



Now 97 degree weather w/ 100% humidity, now that is hot!!!!!

No cookin' goin' on in my house.... I'm too busy drivin' my rotary. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png

[quote name='L8sBSTFRD' date='Jun 16 2005, 11:46 AM']Now 97 degree weather w/ 100% humidity, now that is hot!!!!!


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You'd think you could drink the air, but you still get dehydrated. go figure.

why does ALWAZL8 crave a white RX8?























So it doesnt clash with the washer and dryer

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jun 16 2005, 11:08 AM']why does ALWAZL8 crave a white RX8?

So it doesnt clash with the washer and dryer


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OHHHHHH!!!!!! You gonna get in trouble!!!!!!!!

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jun 16 2005, 11:08 AM']why does ALWAZL8 crave a white RX8?

So it doesnt clash with the washer and dryer


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Now, banzai, if I craved a white RX8 I WOULD have one and it certainly wouldn't be too match anything.



Whoever gets the privilege of spending time with me has to know how to operate the appliances.... I don't have time.

[quote name='banzaitoyota' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:43 AM']What do you do when a womans watch breaks?

NOTHING: She has the clock on the stove to tell here when its time to cook dinner


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Time to cook dinner?????? Dinner, Copeland's, Chili's, Outback,...



I don't think that my stove has a clock, then again do I have a stove???????? Oh yeah it's that thing in the kitchen that I use to heat my house when there is no power. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

It takes me too long to cook anything anyway.... someone would starve to death first. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png Angie knows I'm not lyin'!

[quote name='ALWAZL8' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:47 AM']No cookin' goin' on in my house.... I'm too busy drivin' my rotary. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/tongue.png


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She has time to drive her rotary because it takes her 4 hours to make potato salad. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif



BTW, it was GOOD potato salad.

The ability to cook is an asset, sorta like driving a stick...just makes an attractive girl even MORE attractive IMO.

[quote name='Dysfnctnl85' date='Jun 16 2005, 11:32 AM']The ability to cook is an asset, sorta like driving a stick...just makes an attractive girl even MORE attractive IMO.


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I agree that ability to cook is an asset, which is why I cook. As for driving a stick - well.. tee hee!

[quote name='ALWAZL8' date='Jun 16 2005, 10:03 AM']Hmmmmm..... well, that leaves me out.... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png


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