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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to

get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way

they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man

behind the counter:



"Are you the owner?"



The pharmacist answers "Yes".



Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"



Pharmacist: "Of course we do."



Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"



Pharmacist: "All kinds."



Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "



Pharmacist: "Definitely."



Jacob: "How about Viagra?"



Pharmacist: "Of course."



Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"



Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

Parkinson's disease?"



Pharmacist: "Absolutely."



Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"



Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."



Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding

gifts, please."

9BASE3

Haha... Long, but funny.

Turbo II

now thats a great joke.

PistonKilla

Would you get married at 92? I dont think i would. It would be a waste of time. at MAX youd only be married 10-15 years. now THATS old