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Old May 15, 2005 | 08:30 PM
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Well, about a month ago, the Imfamous Pimp Daddy the cat vanished....after a week or so, i just assumed that he finally met his match and was killed. Last week i get a freindly tip that the neighbor down the road (we'll call him *******) has been catching cats and hauling them several miles away and dumping them out. We confronted the neighbor, he denies everything ofcourse. Talked to the local animal control officer, and he says that he was called out to remove Pimp Daddy from a cage/trap at the guys house.. but he realized that it was a well fed, healthy cat and "accidentally" dropped him and let him go since he knew that he wasn't homeless. Just got off the phone with another neighbor who says that *******'s mentally ill daughter (seriously) called them and said that she was sorry that her daddy hauled my cat away.She also said that she was feeding the local cats which is why they went to their house.



The war has begun.... i'll be paying him a visit tommorrow. I'm absolutely livid right now.



(for the record, i live in the boonies.. on a 30some acre tree farm. Everyone lets their cats and dogs wander aimlessly around here, and along as they stay out of the street, no one really cares normally.)
Old May 15, 2005 | 08:57 PM
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You need a double barrel and a lot of moonshine.
Old May 15, 2005 | 09:04 PM
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That's really fucked up.
Old May 15, 2005 | 09:40 PM
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Here's to hoping that you can get pimp daddy back, and **** with the *******. Show him what a man in uniform can do.



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Old May 15, 2005 | 09:42 PM
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i live in wisconsin and thankfully the gov. just vetoed the bill stating that anyone can kill stray cats or any cat if they saw them out running around. i have 3 cats and would be highly upset if they where lost.
Old May 15, 2005 | 09:44 PM
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Beat the **** out of him and post pics.
Old May 15, 2005 | 09:57 PM
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You know, it's really screwed up when you have to have a stupid problem like that come along. That guy's obviously nuts so you know, be careful and all.
Old May 15, 2005 | 09:58 PM
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that ******* sucks. my bro and I have 2 cats, but they rarely go outside. they will want to come outside if i'm sitting on the stairs outside the door having a smoke, but other than that they hate being outside, very timid.
Old May 15, 2005 | 11:38 PM
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that cat is like the Nopi Stones mascott. that ******* goin downtown to chinatown. (i heard someone say that in a movie once so dont make fun)
Old May 16, 2005 | 12:06 AM
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tie him down and cover him in cat nip then let hundreds of cats with claws loose on him, he will only need to be wrned once after that.....******



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