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Has Vosko Gone Mad?
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From: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Sep 24 2003, 07:58 PM
im fucked in the head, between being a perfectionist with things, and the fucked up thoughts that fill the rest of my brain, taking a **** is the most relaxing part of my day, and it doesnt cost any money.
I just hate having to get up because my legs get numb
what the **** were we talking about anyhow?
I just hate having to get up because my legs get numb
what the **** were we talking about anyhow?
I hate the numb legs too. LOL!! I thought I was the only one that gets that dont forget the red marks on your thighs where your elbows were from reading.
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Joined: Feb 2002
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From: Amityville, New York
if someone comes out with a toilet mechanism that doesnt get your legs numb, he would be a billionaire, I have my own shitting bathroom now, elongated toilet so you dont have to worry about your **** hitting the toilet, fan, good lighting
someone needs to invent a reclining toilet bowl.
someone needs to invent a reclining toilet bowl.
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From: Colorado Springs
Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Sep 24 2003, 08:21 PM
if someone comes out with a toilet mechanism that doesnt get your legs numb, he would be a billionaire, I have my own shitting bathroom now, elongated toilet so you dont have to worry about your **** hitting the toilet, fan, good lighting
someone needs to invent a reclining toilet bowl.
someone needs to invent a reclining toilet bowl.
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From: Amityville, New York
Originally Posted by Apex13B' date='Sep 24 2003, 09:33 PM
[quote name='Rob x-7' date='Sep 24 2003, 08:21 PM'] if someone comes out with a toilet mechanism that doesnt get your legs numb, he would be a billionaire, I have my own shitting bathroom now, elongated toilet so you dont have to worry about your **** hitting the toilet, fan, good lighting
someone needs to invent a reclining toilet bowl.
someone needs to invent a reclining toilet bowl.
perhaps if it had some kind of stirrup thing on it
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From: Jensen Beach, FL / Sylva, NC
Originally Posted by Rob x-7' date='Sep 24 2003, 08:35 PM
[quote name='Apex13B' date='Sep 24 2003, 09:33 PM'] [quote name='Rob x-7' date='Sep 24 2003, 08:21 PM'] if someone comes out with a toilet mechanism that doesnt get your legs numb, he would be a billionaire, I have my own shitting bathroom now, elongated toilet so you dont have to worry about your **** hitting the toilet, fan, good lighting
someone needs to invent a reclining toilet bowl.
someone needs to invent a reclining toilet bowl.
perhaps if it had some kind of stirrup thing on it [/quote]
Sort of like what the little lady gets into at the OB/GYN's office.
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Joined: Aug 2003
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From: Cedarville, New Jersey
>>elongated toilet so you dont have to worry about your **** hitting the toilet
I hate that. Figure that into the legs going numb, i dont feel im getting the best **** experience i could be.
I hate that. Figure that into the legs going numb, i dont feel im getting the best **** experience i could be.
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From: Frederick MD
Originally Posted by FDRacing' date='Sep 24 2003, 08:51 PM
>>elongated toilet so you dont have to worry about your **** hitting the toilet
I hate that. Figure that into the legs going numb, i dont feel im getting the best **** experience i could be.
I hate that. Figure that into the legs going numb, i dont feel im getting the best **** experience i could be.
Almost literally!
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From: VA
Wow. What started out as a perfectly inane poll thread (Vosko gone mad? Didn't that happen like EONS ago?) has mysteriously evolved into a very thought-provoking, almost eloquent discussion of the finer points of the "Art of the ****". Nopistons isn't just a motorhead forum, it's a meeting place for enlightened thinkers.
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From: Tallahassee, FL
For some odd reason, all the toilets (3) in our house are the elongated kind. "Once you go long, you never go...um...back to the regular kind."
What I would like is a heated seat. And a law against putting the TP roller on the wall opposite the seat, which forces you to reach quite far, sometimes having to get up. Getting up is something no person should have to do whilst shatting.
What I would like is a heated seat. And a law against putting the TP roller on the wall opposite the seat, which forces you to reach quite far, sometimes having to get up. Getting up is something no person should have to do whilst shatting.