boo! i guess he's been driving angry again



http://www.punxsutawneyphil.com/





Phil Says Six More Weeks of Winter!

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!



On this Groundhog Day, February 2nd, the year 2005 on Gobbler's Knob, Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, Punxsutawney Phil, King of the Groundhogs, Father of all Marmota, Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of Prognosticators has been summoned by Groundhog President William Cooper. Phil gleefully exited his burrow at 7:31 a.m. to be greeted by his longtime friend and handler, Bill Deeley, who held him high so he could greet the large throng of Faithful Followers. He wished them all a "Happy Groundhog Day." Bill placed him atop the old oak stump where he surveyed his surroundings. He then turned to President William and in Groundhogese directed him to the scroll which reads:



Natural disasters have been a terrible thing; tsunamis,

downpours, floods, landslides, heavy snowstorms, avalanches,

frigid temperatures, sleet and freezing rain.

They all cause much destruction, suffering and pain.



When it seems like too much with which to cope;

The coming of spring brings us new hope.

Changing seasons is a wonderful thing.



Now it's Groundhog Day and we think of spring.

Will Spring come early or will it come late?



It's time for me to prognosticate.

As I study the sun

It's all about fun.

But I'm sorry to say

I see my shadow today.

When my shadow I see,

Six more weeks of winter there will be!

You won't believe me, but I'm living this same day over and over. Today will be the 58th groudhog day for me. It took me 36 days before I realized it was the same day.

heh... have fun cussing out the camera. then go drive your car off a cliff and wake up in the same day.

They were playing the audio of that on opie and anthony... GAY

stupid bullshit radio drivetime talk shows =GAY

He always see's his shodow and runs back in. **** I would to if someone ripped me out of my house while i was sleeping and started taking pics of me.



******* Pennsylvanians thinking a ground hog can predict the weather. Hell our weather men can't even get it right.

My weatherman is pretty accurate.. Yes, I have my OWN weatherman. His name is Brad.

Note to self: Drive to Punxsutawney during spring break and kill all groundhogs, place trap in groundhog hole so that on Feb 2 2006 at 7:31 a picture of 94T in a thong pops up, then retreats and a second picture of Banzai's ass pops up and reads "**** you, you hosers" : End note



- Hand

our weatherman is wrong a lot and tries to blame the traffic guy