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j9fd3s 02-02-2005 08:41 AM

boo! i guess he's been driving angry again



http://www.punxsutawneyphil.com/





Phil Says Six More Weeks of Winter!

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!



On this Groundhog Day, February 2nd, the year 2005 on Gobbler's Knob, Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, Punxsutawney Phil, King of the Groundhogs, Father of all Marmota, Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of Prognosticators has been summoned by Groundhog President William Cooper. Phil gleefully exited his burrow at 7:31 a.m. to be greeted by his longtime friend and handler, Bill Deeley, who held him high so he could greet the large throng of Faithful Followers. He wished them all a "Happy Groundhog Day." Bill placed him atop the old oak stump where he surveyed his surroundings. He then turned to President William and in Groundhogese directed him to the scroll which reads:



Natural disasters have been a terrible thing; tsunamis,

downpours, floods, landslides, heavy snowstorms, avalanches,

frigid temperatures, sleet and freezing rain.

They all cause much destruction, suffering and pain.



When it seems like too much with which to cope;

The coming of spring brings us new hope.

Changing seasons is a wonderful thing.



Now it's Groundhog Day and we think of spring.

Will Spring come early or will it come late?



It's time for me to prognosticate.

As I study the sun

It's all about fun.

But I'm sorry to say

I see my shadow today.

When my shadow I see,

Six more weeks of winter there will be!

Baldy 02-02-2005 08:47 AM

You won't believe me, but I'm living this same day over and over. Today will be the 58th groudhog day for me. It took me 36 days before I realized it was the same day.

venomrx7 02-02-2005 08:49 AM


Originally Posted by Baldy' date='Feb 2 2005, 06:46 AM
You won't believe me, but I'm living this same day over and over. Today will be the 58th groudhog day for me. It took me 36 days before I realized it was the same day.




heh... have fun cussing out the camera. then go drive your car off a cliff and wake up in the same day.

phinsup 02-02-2005 08:55 AM

They were playing the audio of that on opie and anthony... GAY

banzaitoyota 02-02-2005 09:14 AM

stupid bullshit radio drivetime talk shows =GAY

Dave 88 A.E 02-02-2005 09:59 AM

He always see's his shodow and runs back in. **** I would to if someone ripped me out of my house while i was sleeping and started taking pics of me.



******* Pennsylvanians thinking a ground hog can predict the weather. Hell our weather men can't even get it right.

Sinful7 02-02-2005 10:09 AM

My weatherman is pretty accurate.. Yes, I have my OWN weatherman. His name is Brad.

G2G 02-02-2005 10:19 AM

Note to self: Drive to Punxsutawney during spring break and kill all groundhogs, place trap in groundhog hole so that on Feb 2 2006 at 7:31 a picture of 94T in a thong pops up, then retreats and a second picture of Banzai's ass pops up and reads "**** you, you hosers" : End note



- Hand

j9fd3s 02-02-2005 10:21 AM

our weatherman is wrong a lot and tries to blame the traffic guy

94touring 02-02-2005 11:00 AM

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/marmottesfan...dhog%20Day.jpg

Shane.Trammell 02-02-2005 11:05 AM

i had no idea until just now that today was g hog day

drunkin_idiot 02-02-2005 11:24 AM

Dude AZ has to be the worst weather forcaster on the planet. I was on every channel of the news, all said bright sunny skies with a 0% chance of rain. Im like wtf there are a **** load of clouds comming this way. I even went on the weatherchannel.com and they had show no clouds or rain on the radar and a 0% chance of rain. Right after that i went outside and ut ******* poured. I couldnt believe how wrong they were. I cried, that is all....

j9fd3s 02-02-2005 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by drunkin_idiot' date='Feb 2 2005, 09:23 AM
Dude AZ has to be the worst weather forcaster on the planet. I was on every channel of the news, all said bright sunny skies with a 0% chance of rain. Im like wtf there are a **** load of clouds comming this way. I even went on the weatherchannel.com and they had show no clouds or rain on the radar and a 0% chance of rain. Right after that i went outside and ut ******* poured. I couldnt believe how wrong they were. I cried, that is all....




have you ever seen la story?

drunkin_idiot 02-02-2005 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Feb 2 2005, 10:44 AM
have you ever seen la story?


NO?

banzaitoyota 02-02-2005 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Feb 2 2005, 12:44 PM
have you ever seen la story?






no but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express

cymfc3s 02-02-2005 03:20 PM

too early for flapjacks?

94touring 02-02-2005 03:29 PM

http://www.m-100.org/movies/groundhogday/still2.jpg



I said call me Bronco.


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