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That must be right.. because I tried to get birthday sex or something, but it didn't work out. See, she told me in our chat last week that me telling her I want to have sex puts too much pressure to perform on her, so she doesn't.. So now I'm not allowed to say I want sex, but duh, it's pretty implicit - it's my ******* birthday. So I gave my phone number to the waitress.
Recap: Monday was my birthday, I'm 24. I wanted sex, didn't happen, I hate my life, beer's my friend, swordfish is good and the waitress got my number.