Even my diesel deserves two spots more than that civic, it DOES leave a black exhaust mark on the ashphalt everywhere it goes. If that's not performance I dont know what is.

 

there was a honda punk that did that at the movies here. his car was a little dusty so I wrote in his side window.."your car is a rice bucket p.o.s " now this is the capper he had the got v-tec and **** stickers on it. So on the other window I wrote " Got slow rice car" over all a childish thing to do. however the people watching me do this got a good laugh.

 

There was some guy on the news about a month ago who's porche got keyd. He parked in Home Depot parking lot sideways and it really pissed someone off so bad the they keyd 'Next time you'll think about taking up 3 parking spots wont you?' onto the hood of his car. And keyd the **** outta the sides of it too. I bet he wont do that again.

 

ouch thats taking it a little personal. hell I only wrote in the dust on his windows. thats thousands of dollars to fix.

 

I know someone who got pissed about a truck's alarm going off during a fireworks display so she wrote "Shut that ******* thing off" in sweet-n-sour sauce on the hood. I wonder if it ruined the paint.

 

i like the uhaul in the background.

 

gawd we went to a "jdm" meet and everyones car alarms were going off, i wished i brought a pickaxe