Originally Posted by The Blue Bomber' date='Mar. 19 2002,22:20

You internet junkies need to be more like me.

i spend time with my car. i sing to her. i buy her expensive things. take her on dates. give her a bath. and she loves me for it and i love her. sometimes i start stroking her fabric and then her steering wheel, i move down to the pedals until the climax with the ignition!...(damn i need a girlfriend)