Driving to work today, when a tan Nissan pulls up next to me. We are both doing about 55 towards Elkton, MD.



Brunette and a blonde chick.. the brunette is driving. (brunette was kinda beat, but the blonde was hot) She signals for me to roll the window down, so i do. She's like "hey, can i get your number ?" ... since she was kinda beat i told her "prolly not a good idea, i have a gf".. then she said "me to" and pointed to the girl beside her... (wow.. lesbians ? or bi ?)



My minds like .... dummm dummm.. the brunettes' lookin a little beat, but the blonde's pretty ******* hot.. the brunette then says, "we just want to **** you". I was waiting for laughter, but her and her friend were both ******* serious. She then said "look, we want to have a threesome, we saw you, and we want to **** you"... I was like holy ****.. no way..



I was running late for work, and the whole thing seemed off key.. so i said "i gg to work" (which i did) and they wanted to follow me, i declined the offer and said i had **** to do... dropped it in third, and left them..



Now, i can either get flamed for this or ... well, im gonna get flamed for this.. but couple reasons i didn't take them up on the offer.. You don't know where the **** these girls have been, and i don't want a girl who just randomly picks guys asking to ****... and second, iv'e been with my girl now for over 3 years.. got a great thing going on, and i don't want to ruin it.. i wouldn't want to do somethin behind her back, and have warts on my dick later down the road..



now why i posted this ? i dun know.. but iv'e never had that **** happen before.. thought it was kinda cool...

Your dick would have fallen off......

or bled FOREVER !!!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif Its funny and true.

There's nothing wrong with declining a threesome, you ******* idiot. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683664.gif

there is, and there isn't...



hahahahahahahaha

how true is this!



Yeah its all good I have too. When it comes THAT easy, something has to be wrong with it. haha.

yeah, they coulda boozed me up... i woulda woken up on ice... in a bathtub... with no kidneys...



bitches... gotta buy my **** back from the black market

lmao... Honestly, I probably wouldn't have either... Not with girls that just randomly say "Hey let's have sex with that one over there!" ... Hell girls like that would have sex with just about anything with a wang so you deffinetely don't know where that ****'s been.

you should have given them your phone number..... at least you could have accepted it as a joke and then have them prove you wrong https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

i had 2 hot girls back in IL say "lets go shower" cause they kept comin over buggin me to go to some party and i kept slackin and sittin on the comp and i was like "i dont feel like getting up" and DAMN they were hot to. ****. that was just dumb. after they left i was like "oh...****' see what you did wasnt dumb. what i did was.

how does it go? if it's to good to be true, it usually is...... I seriously think you made the right move. Fighting temptation is a horrible thing. But on the long run you win.

this could have been a penthouse forum story

damn it!

Double your pleasure, Double the AIDS.

just convince yourself they were hired by your gf or one of her friends, and you passed the test https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

I'm not sure, but it would appear as though you had "morals".... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

You definitely made the right call. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

lol.. this is great, i feel like im in a support group..



in all honesty though, im glad i didn't. i didn't want to **** up the one great thing that is going on in life, and regret something later down the road... (ummm yeah.. aids, herpes)





but what still bothers me.... THREESOME !!! AT MY FINGER TIPS... but alas, its gone..

i am winnar

It's gone, it's gone

Time to move on.

Be glad! Be glad! It well could be

You just avoided getting an STD!

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/violin.gif Ah the morals ruin the fun all the time. My advice is to tell your girl about it....plant the seed that you were interested but playing up the fact that you want to stay faithful to her and maybe she'll surprise you someday with a friend in bed. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/cool.png Think it won't happen? Well yesterday I bet you thought you'd never have two chicks pull up to you on the highway and want to **** either...

Woah good point man.

I can't fault you for decling this threeway. You probably narrowly averted herpe-sypha-gona-litis... Unless you are just stud-master these girls don't sound very discriminating at all.



And another thing, don't threeway with a girl you are serious about. You will set a purely physical bar that you will never be able to reach again. AND DO NOT blow a load in the "other" girl... You wil never live that down https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

wow.. are you guys prophets... ?

in maxim....jenna jameson said if u have a threesome.... never go in the other girl (or guy, we know your ways mike).....

you know whats kinda fucked up? most of you guys replied with things sayinghim not doing it was good because they were probably dirty... very few of you actually thought it was a good idea because he has a girl he obviously cares about... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif good job either way

meh ...



its really his boyfriend not "gf"...but whatever

thank you sir.

i only blow my load in you mike.

u would have gotten robbed! thats for damn sure

Yeah prolly

of my kidneys

Robbed fo-sheezy!



What were you driving at the time? Not down playing your studly prowess but they had motives that were no gouda.



And by the way, good job for thinking about the GF. I am not a totally morally bankrupt bastid https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png just a recovering one.

i was driving my 95 mustang. i lost all my pics in the reformat.. but here is a scan of a scan of my car.. sorry bout the shitty quality

you should have gave them your number and watched them do it and post it up.

Let me prdict where this would have went if you did hook up with them.



You in bed with them making out sticky fingers heavy petting...



They want to tie you up and bang your brains out....



Blood is all in wrong head and you agree..



You get tied up....



Girls run out of room laughing....



Dude runs in w/ a spandex Spiderman outfit...



Your laying in bed w/ a really sore butt......



Its good you drove on.

ME AND SPIDY !!! holy ****.. HAHAHAHA...



pwn3d... coulda been me..



thought i was gonna get more comments like "WTF, THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET BANGED BY TWO CHICKS AT ONCE".. but i only got that from freestyle, needless to say, ill track the bitches down for him.. only in the end, his ass won't be sore. he likes that ****

With a name like "boxrs4sale". . . . .

i tip my hat to you sir..good job..seriously

I had a 3-some. They are fun, but I'd rather be with one FINE ass girl, than one hottie and one not-so-hottie if you know what I mean. I got lucky (actually a few times) with the 3 some thing.. I guess being a bouncer isn't too bad afterall https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



Honestly? If you could have gotten away with it ie: not get fired for being late, not getting caught by the girlfriend (They are SMART) and Spidey not ******* your ass open, it would have been a cool experience..



What's better than *****?



TWO PUSSIES!

what is, "what I would do if I had a million bucks?"