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Old 07-23-2003, 11:30 PM
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http://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type...307161752455525



What a great achievement for science!
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:32 PM
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I only read the headline, then I killed it!!!
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:43 PM
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Well the headline about sums it up. Thereafter it just backs it up with biological mumbo jumbo. Me, I just take their word for it. Two good things for the price of one!
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Now this is going around the staff for sure.
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:01 AM
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yeah i heard that a while ago. have at it boys
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:21 AM
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prostate cancer is bad....



hot naked chicks sucking **** is good so its okay to jerk





caught jerking off? "honey what are you doing???" "what? im saving my life by preventing cancer - DUH!"
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:23 AM
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The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them


hhaha thats funny that he didnt say masterbate but he used a funny example



the more you spank the monkey woulda been funnier though
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:26 AM
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again....further reading into the article



In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.


so not only masturbation but just ejaculating....so can we now use this as an excuse for sex.......



"we need to have sex"

"what?"

"well ive only had sex three times this week, and i need to *** 5 or more times a week so i dont get cancer.....so i need to have sex with you to stay alive"

"oh --- okay lets go ****"
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lol, you need to finish reading the article.
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i sure Freestyle referring to a monogomous relationship within the confines of holy matramony...
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