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Old Jul 23, 2003 | 11:30 PM
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http://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type...307161752455525



What a great achievement for science!
Old Jul 23, 2003 | 11:32 PM
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I only read the headline, then I killed it!!!
Old Jul 23, 2003 | 11:43 PM
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Well the headline about sums it up. Thereafter it just backs it up with biological mumbo jumbo. Me, I just take their word for it. Two good things for the price of one!
Old Jul 23, 2003 | 11:49 PM
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Now this is going around the staff for sure.
Old Jul 24, 2003 | 12:01 AM
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yeah i heard that a while ago. have at it boys
Old Jul 24, 2003 | 12:21 AM
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prostate cancer is bad....



hot naked chicks sucking **** is good so its okay to jerk





caught jerking off? "honey what are you doing???" "what? im saving my life by preventing cancer - DUH!"
Old Jul 24, 2003 | 12:23 AM
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The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them


hhaha thats funny that he didnt say masterbate but he used a funny example



the more you spank the monkey woulda been funnier though
Old Jul 24, 2003 | 12:26 AM
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again....further reading into the article



In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of the disease.


so not only masturbation but just ejaculating....so can we now use this as an excuse for sex.......



"we need to have sex"

"what?"

"well ive only had sex three times this week, and i need to *** 5 or more times a week so i dont get cancer.....so i need to have sex with you to stay alive"

"oh --- okay lets go ****"
Old Jul 24, 2003 | 12:31 AM
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lol, you need to finish reading the article.
Old Jul 24, 2003 | 01:10 AM
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i sure Freestyle referring to a monogomous relationship within the confines of holy matramony...



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