god's a pedophile



now im not attacking religions (i was raised catholic, but currently don't associate myself with any set religion) but this made me laugh. Here this lady is on christianity.com and basically tells a story of how god is a pedophilewithout noticing it .



i like the guy who replied last in the topic haha.



kevin.

 

I thought I was going to hell.

 

hahahaha,

 

i dont believe in hell or heaven. i think im called an atheist, but i dunno, it's not that i dont believe in religion as a whole, i just dont believe what everyone says is true and i dont believe in worshipping ****.



speaking of which has anyone seen that movie about the guy who dies and goes into like "limbo" where they review his life and see where he screwed up basically watching a movie of him ******* up? I wish i remembered the name, that was a cool movie.



kevin.

 

LMAO! that last guy is such a smart ***.

 

Can we get a cliffs notes on that?

 

You mean *******?

 

girl walks in rain

girl sees lightning.

stops and smiles

lightning again.

stops and smiles.

mom asks "why u stop and smile"

girl says "god is taking pic of me"



guy at end of replies:



"God was taking pictures of a little girl? What if it was just an old bearded guy, wouldn't be so chirpy then would you? "



kevin.

 

That dude just strips them down like god is some seedy old man in a trench-coat.



I can't believe theres a forum for christianity, you could use that space and bandwidth for some good ****.

j/k

 

i must ask.. what were you doing in a christianity forum to start with?