Sit down, if only for a moment, and enjoy some fine french champana

 

I tryed a 3 way. Not easy, but I was successful. Then I dumped them both and got me a HOT DUMB GIRL.

 

LOL.smell this chloroform...its a nice a bouquet

 

life is to short no to drink a good champegna



mike

 

Yeah... Did that before too... Difference is they were just ******* freaks. These girls might be like WHOA! WTF is this ******* thinking?

 

Like in the skit where Christopher Walken is "The Continental" and he thinks the women left things behind as an excuse to come back, meanwhile they left things behind because they ran out of his house so fast.

My little wide eyed doe[/quote]

AHAHAAAA!

Rob you're awesome!!

"The Continental"

Ahhh, MAn!!! I almost fell down Laughing!!

That's the best thing I've seen all day!!

 

Play the "7 Card". and get two cell phones.



You can do it, I believe in you my brother. :bigthumg:

 

Now, please.. won't you make yourself comfortable on the settee, as I look for this glove.. which you happen to forget when you fled from my apartment last week.

 

LOL, a classic, works every time.





....And the right hand hits you in the face in 3...2...1... SLAM. I'm sorry baby, what do you mean it wasn't you.

 

[ he sits next to her ] You know.. I think it was no accident. In fact, I believe there are no accidents. [ smokes his cigarette ] This glove is an excuse. Admit it. You find me as irresistable as I find.. [ camera spins around and quickly zooms towards the door, blocked suddenly by the Continental's desperation to have her stay ] Forgive me, my little frightened, wide-eyed doe. I see I've upset you. If I move away from the door, will you promise to sit and banter with me, if only for a brief few moments. [ camera shakes yes, so the Continental walks away, but quickly jumps in again when the camera attempts to leave ] You broke your promise! So I broke mine. I do not like to play games. I wil find your glove, and you will go. But first, a glass of fine champagna.