I found a bracelet in the bathroom. A watch on the dresser, and a thong under the bed.



Can't figure out who owns the undies, or the bracelet. No ones called to claim them yet.



Hmmm...

I think they are trying to claim territory or something..

ditch the evidence https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

The watch is a Movado. Undies are Express and I can't figure out the bracelet. Ebay?

they are marking terratory, if you had another girl over and she found a thong what happens next?



mike

She'd ask me if I wear them?

i shop at express

Maybe they're just leaving these things. . . .

so they have an excuse to come back for more!

:twisted:

It's cool. Me too. Just not for womens crack strips.

thats bigtimes thong?!? whats it doing under your bed justin?



mike

Seems logical. But when they came back THEY LEAVE MORE ****.

Oh boy... Now we're in trouble... LOL

Seems logical. But when they came back THEY LEAVE MORE ****.[/quote]

And the never ending "sexathon" that is

your life continues!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

It's all part of the plan!

Come on Justin, I know that you know this!!!

Hahaa!

Seems logical. But when they came back THEY LEAVE MORE ****.[/quote]

And the never ending "sexathon" that is

your life continues!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

It's all part of the plan!

Come on Justin, I know that you know this!!!

Hahaa![/quote]

Haha... It sure is fun. I musn't lie.



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ditch the undies, ebay the bracelet, a movado watch is very expensive , ill give you $20 for it https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png

use them as bait:



"hey baby, wanna come over to my place? I've got door prizes..."

hey yeah christmas is right around the corner.....



mike

i have 3 hairclips in the yellow car ive collected over the years. Each clip is from someone different too..haha. I need to clean out the glove box....

beware of the dreaded toothbrush...and watch out for when they mark their territory by spraying

I just hope they don't know eachother and recognize the jewelry!

I just hope they don't know eachother and recognize the jewelry![/quote]

u could work in a 3 way if they did

see bigtimes helmet is big



mike

they sprayed on your toothbrush? hmmm, you should take that as a compliment

His helmet, or his helmeted Spartan? Wait, don't answer that, I don't want to know!

His helmet, or his helmeted Spartan? Wait, don't answer that, I don't want to know![/quote]

his hat, mr funnyguy



mike

I just hope they don't know eachother and recognize the jewelry![/quote]

u could work in a 3 way if they did[/quote]

Hmmm... Now theres an idea... Wonder if I could pull it off?

Bitchin!!

You Can Do It!!

Justin, You're my hero!

If anyone could pull that. . it would be you!

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Like in the skit where Christopher Walken is "The Continental" and he thinks the women left things behind as an excuse to come back, meanwhile they left things behind because they ran out of his house so fast.

My little wide eyed doe

haha, the contenental is the best, robs my hero :bigok: :bigok:



mike

Sit down, if only for a moment, and enjoy some fine french champana

I tryed a 3 way. Not easy, but I was successful. Then I dumped them both and got me a HOT DUMB GIRL.

LOL.smell this chloroform...its a nice a bouquet

life is to short no to drink a good champegna



mike

Yeah... Did that before too... Difference is they were just ******* freaks. These girls might be like WHOA! WTF is this ******* thinking?

Like in the skit where Christopher Walken is "The Continental" and he thinks the women left things behind as an excuse to come back, meanwhile they left things behind because they ran out of his house so fast.

My little wide eyed doe[/quote]

AHAHAAAA!

Rob you're awesome!!

"The Continental"

Ahhh, MAn!!! I almost fell down Laughing!!

That's the best thing I've seen all day!! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif

Play the "7 Card". https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png and get two cell phones. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif



You can do it, I believe in you my brother. :bigthumg:

Now, please.. won't you make yourself comfortable on the settee, as I look for this glove.. which you happen to forget when you fled from my apartment last week.

LOL, a classic, works every time.





....And the right hand hits you in the face in 3...2...1... SLAM. I'm sorry baby, what do you mean it wasn't you.

[ he sits next to her ] You know.. I think it was no accident. In fact, I believe there are no accidents. [ smokes his cigarette ] This glove is an excuse. Admit it. You find me as irresistable as I find.. [ camera spins around and quickly zooms towards the door, blocked suddenly by the Continental's desperation to have her stay ] Forgive me, my little frightened, wide-eyed doe. I see I've upset you. If I move away from the door, will you promise to sit and banter with me, if only for a brief few moments. [ camera shakes yes, so the Continental walks away, but quickly jumps in again when the camera attempts to leave ] You broke your promise! So I broke mine. I do not like to play games. I wil find your glove, and you will go. But first, a glass of fine champagna.