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Old 03-24-2005, 08:12 AM
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Married, I sorted dated 1 chick in high school before I met my future wife, never lead to more than kissing and I didn't even like her much. I don't feel like I missed out on anything. Got married when I was 20. Then again, I was never the usual type to want to party and get laid. I couldn't finish a wine cooler on my 21st b-day, yeah, that sort of guy.



And what is it now, 1 in 5 have herpes?
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[quote name='Feds' date='Mar 24 2005, 10:11 AM']My dick is pretty big.

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Good way to mess with the flow of the thread.



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I'm single and looking. I have friends that everyone get's mad at me for not dating, but I'm not messing around, I'll know her when I find her...
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Old 03-24-2005, 08:33 AM
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"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would get really pissed if she heard me say that..."
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Old 03-24-2005, 09:18 AM
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80% of the population has herpes symplex one. That means that about 4 out of 5 women that suck your dick has herpes symplex one which can be transferred via bodily fluids onto your groin areas where it can then develope into herpes symplex two, which is a gift that keeps on giving.



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Old 03-24-2005, 09:30 AM
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its a good thing all the girls i had sex with are underaged carnies.
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Old 03-24-2005, 11:17 AM
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[quote name='defprun' date='Mar 24 2005, 10:30 AM']its a good thing all the girls i had sex with are underaged carnies.

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Yeah, but are you sure you got there first?
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have fun, just check yo self for the HIV/AIDS.
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Old 03-24-2005, 11:22 AM
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[quote name='venomrx7' date='Mar 23 2005, 11:42 PM']the "**** and run" thread got me to thinking about my current situation with the ladies, and wondering where I stand compared to the norm. (at least for this forum)



so what is your current standing? how many girls and what are their staus(s)



girlfriend? **** buddy? clueless hoe? what is she or are they?



Mine#

Girl 1: goes to my college, started out as friend, now has benifits

2: Hooter's hostess, working on establishing the benifits (shouldn't be long)

3: High school class mate. Knows I sleep around, but doesn't think about it. she's too damn in love with me to care. whatever, as long as she doesn't cut me off from the *****

4: pure **** buddy. i'm her boooty call when she's horny, and she is the same for me

5: girl from the coast (bout 20 minutes away) She thinks she's my one and only too, even though its obvious that she's not. high school, of course. college girls aren't that clueless, they just don't care

6: Friend, hot as hell, one I was easter bunny for. Still haven't got any from her, and I'm not really trying. We're going to the same college, and I need her on my good side so she can drag my drunk *** home from the parties

7: prom date. she has a boyfriend, but doesn't really like him. she's high maintenance. He pays for all of her stuff and i get her "good stuff" without spending a dime on anything but the occasional lunch when I'm nice.

8: random hoe from the mall. she's hot, and wild in the sack. no strings attached. great stuff.

9: goes to another high school about 30 minutes away, but only lives like 15 minutes away. friend with benifits. also goes drinkin with us sometimes

10 - 15 are various underclass girls at the high school. They all worship me because they think i am the hottest guy they have ever seen they all just **** me to be able to claim that they did. they're all pretty hot, so I'm not complainin.

16: high school, clueless hoe. She thinks she's my one and only. She's my go to when I'm really desperate



these are just the ones that I have seen before multiple times, and could call any time I wanted. I also still have nothing against picking random girls up in the club or bar or restaurant for a one night stand.



I know all this is probably going to come back and bite me in the *** one day, but I'm enjoying it way too much to quit now. I'm gonna remain free and careless AT LEAST till I'm out of college. maybe even longer.

anyone who has read the tucker max stories: he reminds me of myself to an extreme extent, just to give you an idea of my mentality and the way I work....

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you forgot all our online hoes from nopistons
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[quote name='1988RedT2' date='Mar 24 2005, 09:17 AM']Yeah, but are you sure you got there first?

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The monkeys are vaccinated regularly i should be fine.
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Old 03-24-2005, 11:39 AM
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I don't believe I ever tried preaching to anyone...live like you want to, I'm not judging. I choose one way that I want to approach relationships, you choose another. Just because I say I'm waiting doesn't mean I'm trying to judge you or look down on you.
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