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I got a framed print of the Viet Nam memorial painting "Reflections". A very haunting print. a couple of shirts that reflect my presonality..1 "stop interupting me while I ignore you" and one more but I forgot what it says right now. Oh yes and $200.
#43
Originally Posted by twstdmtl' date='Dec 26 2003, 06:29 AM
I got a sore throat and a flaming case of herpes!!11!1!
No really, I got a coupla tourque wrenches, metric and SASE socket sets, screw driver set, $200 cash. The coolest thing yet was a 1917 print of Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea and a 1960 print of the same. I collect old books...
No herpes but man I am sick as hell. I think I was delirous last night. I stayed at my girl's house and her house cat kept licking me then biting me. So after about the 6th time of lick lick lick BITE! I grabbed the little bastard up and bit it hard on the neck. Then Missy put the cat outside, and this morning when I left I ran over it. It fell asleep in the tirewell of my Ponti. I am hoping she does not notice man I am so fucked! I'll never get laid again. To make matters worse it ran off too after I rolled over it and I could not find it. Maybe she'll think it just ran away from home...
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No really, I got a coupla tourque wrenches, metric and SASE socket sets, screw driver set, $200 cash. The coolest thing yet was a 1917 print of Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea and a 1960 print of the same. I collect old books...
No herpes but man I am sick as hell. I think I was delirous last night. I stayed at my girl's house and her house cat kept licking me then biting me. So after about the 6th time of lick lick lick BITE! I grabbed the little bastard up and bit it hard on the neck. Then Missy put the cat outside, and this morning when I left I ran over it. It fell asleep in the tirewell of my Ponti. I am hoping she does not notice man I am so fucked! I'll never get laid again. To make matters worse it ran off too after I rolled over it and I could not find it. Maybe she'll think it just ran away from home...
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This Sunday morning, Missy asked me if I felt a bump when I drove off the other day! Doh! She suspects that I greased her cat... So I laughed and and said "Yes I felt lots of little bumps and one big one! I think I ran over a dirty immigrant farm worker (she lives on a farm). Why whats up?" She then explains to me how she found her dead kitty kitty (it has no name, we just call it kitty kitty) all of her other cats have names. So I console her. She later tells me that all the kitty kitties from that litter are all dead. What a stroke of luck!?! By some sick fortunate twist of fate something has been picking off all the kitty kittens one by one. She does not think I did it now she thinks the coyotes got her kitty kitty. She said it was the last one to go because it was a house kitty kitty. Whew close one!
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