Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying,

“Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny

bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the

lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and

breakfast cereals … Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy

Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the

counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou

not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then

proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the

number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand

Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight,

shall snuff it.”

 

Amen.



Okay...*hissing* ONE....TWO....FIVE! (three, sir) THREE!!!



[lob].......*EXPLOSION!!!!*[/lob]

 

ahhh, I always thought he said "shall snuffeth"

 

Merely a flesh wound.......:P



Sean

 

Damn, now I gotta watch it.

 

My bro has it on DVD, so we could finally see the words to the "camelot" song. Pure awesomeness.

 

[baritone] I have to push the pram alot.[/baritone]

 

I would like to purchase a shrubbery

 

she's got ..... huge tracts of land!

 

a shrubbery?