It's getting really ******* annoying copying each one of my posts right after I post. Seriously, quit the gig...it's getting OLD!!!



- Hand

 

Yes please stop it hurts





- My brain

 

Mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaa. How do you think I felt when you did it to me Dramon? And I'm the **** of the walk.



- Hand

 

I dunno, you tell me *******.



- Hand

 

The exact same as you do now, *******.



- Hand

 

Fudgemeslowly: Hey sexy mama

touring94: whats up

touring94: fudge mister

Fudgemeslowly: My ****'n *****

Fudgemeslowly: what's up with you hunny bunny

touring94: oh just sitting here waiting for you to show up in my life

Fudgemeslowly: Can I see your bearded clam?

touring94: well i don't exactly have a clam

touring94: chili hotdog

Fudgemeslowly: What about the dongdo?

touring94: ever get fudged fast?

Fudgemeslowly: never

touring94: you should try it sometime

Fudgemeslowly: only with you

touring94: turns fudge into syrup

Fudgemeslowly: Got any more thong pics?

touring94: those i kept in a secret location, i call it the lock box

Fudgemeslowly: Does it have your ***** in it?

touring94: no, the ***** is a carry on item

Fudgemeslowly: carry in your ***?

touring94: stow

Fudgemeslowly: wann skull ****?

touring94: do i get to be the skull or skullie?

Fudgemeslowly: Skull

Fudgemeslowly: So I can watch the bile drop out of your mouth

touring94: unfortunuatly for you I flossed today

Fudgemeslowly: Damn

touring94: yeah too bad

Fudgemeslowly: what does your wife think about all this?

touring94: well she recommends I floss 3 times a week, says 9 out of 10 dentist prefer it

Fudgemeslowly: I mean about the skull ******* and having sex with a big black woman?

touring94: we were talking about big black woman too?

Fudgemeslowly: I am a big black woman

touring94: nothing wrong with jungle fever, little brown sugar

Fudgemeslowly: Damn straight

Fudgemeslowly: So seriously why do you have a *****?

touring94: i like to practice my ************ technique

touring94: helps keep my form

Fudgemeslowly: You wouldn't ever practice without using your reall tool, I know this

touring94: well sometimes you gotta give it a rest

touring94: don't want to ruin it for game day

Fudgemeslowly: Why aren't you having fun on NP Dan?

touring94: i'm not?

Fudgemeslowly: you're not

touring94: well i'm sitting here eating some pasta, and talking to you and the other sick freaks that IM me about ****** and thongs and skull *******

Fudgemeslowly: hahahahah

Fudgemeslowly: Dan you really are awesome

touring94: why aren't you having fun on the forum?

touring94: haha, glad i make you guys laugh

Fudgemeslowly: I am having fun on the forum

Fudgemeslowly: In fact there is an entire thread dedicated to me

touring94: really

touring94: let me look

Fudgemeslowly: yup

touring94: g2g

touring94: am i right?

Fudgemeslowly: HAHA YEssa

touring94: ding ding

touring94: cool

Fudgemeslowly: Like that was hard\

touring94: i was gona say christi

 

Fudgemeslowly: You wouldn't ever practice without using your reall tool, I know this

touring94: well sometimes you gotta give it a rest

touring94: don't want to ruin it for game day

 

im totally so confused.

 

i read like 6 lines of that convo and got tired of reading, then i scrolled to see that it went on for a long time. sure am glad i stopped reading.

 

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