as long as we're being healthy, this cracked my up the other day....



so we're in yoga class, and tracey, the teacher, says something about the left leg



i'm looking at my legs, trying to figure out which one is left, and i gave up



so i look at her, and she's got her left leg back, so i copied her



then she looks at me, and looks at me like WTF?



and i go "i'm just copying you"



so we both got it wrong, in front of everyone...

 

one time in band class, Jim was blowing his tuba; but it wasn't a tuba it was really franks flute and frank blew a load all over his sheet music

 

sad sad day at nopistons

 

******* hippies

 

dunno that ive got a funny JIM story. he can throw a couch up the stairs one handed though....

 

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

It's sad you had to cut and paste that, Baldy.

 

"I cut and paste everything, nothing you see here is original."

 

 

ok the other gym story, is this one



so before they sign up new people they usually give them a tour of the facilities (say it like the cable guy), which is fine



usually i see em when i'm in the pool, which is fine



a couple of times they've show the new people the locker room, when i'm in there changing.



"heres the locker room, and heres the naked people in the locker room"



i'm not sure that should be on the tour