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Old 09-06-2003, 01:18 AM
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This story does not involve myself, but when I was in 9th grade I had to go take a **** between classes and went to the commons area bathroom and their was a ******* line that was a good 30 people long so I asked what the hell was going on and the guy in front of me said that some chick just found out that her boyfriend had cheated on her, so she was getting him back by giving head to every mother ****** in line....it was going to be like 5-10 people or some ****, but word got out and, I doubt she knew how many people would show up, all these people got in line while she gave head to guys in the bathroom one at a time.



She didn't get through the whole line though...the Principal showed up and busted up her little party. It was some funny ****.
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Old 09-06-2003, 01:35 AM
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damn..... thats a ***** right there
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Old 09-06-2003, 01:52 AM
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A stupd one at that....how does giving head to multiple people considered a way to get back at your boyfriend for cheating on you? Dumb *****.
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Old 09-06-2003, 01:06 PM
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This chick have a number?
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Old 09-06-2003, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mazderati' date='Sep 6 2003, 06:06 PM
This chick have a number?
Finally, the voice of reason. Any single guys here that WOULDN"T be in that line????
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Old 09-06-2003, 09:51 PM
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Drummerman: dude i went to my cousins bday party

Drummerman: my cuz is a girl that turned 21

Drummerman: well her best friend was there...she was so HOT

Drummerman: well we started talkin

Drummerman: then went for a walk and ended up makin out for like 5 minutes

Drummerman: and it wouldn't have been so long but I had curfew.

Drummerman: ...she is ****in 21



My friend said this last year when we were juniors.
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Old 09-07-2003, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dramon_Killer' date='Sep 6 2003, 07:51 PM
Drummerman: dude i went to my cousins bday party

Drummerman: my cuz is a girl that turned 21

Drummerman: well her best friend was there...she was so HOT

Drummerman: well we started talkin

Drummerman: then went for a walk and ended up makin out for like 5 minutes

Drummerman: and it wouldn't have been so long but I had curfew.

Drummerman: ...she is ****in 21



My friend said this last year when we were juniors.
all i have to say is



**** curfew
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Old 09-07-2003, 01:12 PM
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I've got a decent story.



It was new-years eve, and my parents had a party at our house. I had one of my cousins over(olivia), her best friend(kelly), kelly's brother(jay), and my friend(nick). All the parents were drunk, so they didn't care what we did, so the people I had over ended up staying the night. We had been playing truth or dare, and I made sure Nick dared me and Kelly to do things with eachother, she didn't mind at all, even though she had a boyfriend Kinda weird going up her shirt and making out in front of her brother, but oh well. After that, we went downstairs, and nick and olivia went to sleep in the bedroom down there, they just made out though, didn't really do much. Kelly's brother passed out in the middle of the other bed downstairs. Well, me and Kelly really wanted to have some fun, but there wasn't too much room on the floor. We pushed her brother to the side of the bed(double bed) and we got on the bed too. We started making out, then I fingered her and ate her out. Then she gave me head. Luckily her brother is a very heavy sleeper, and didn't wake up during the hour that we were having fun next to him on the bed When my parents woke up, the came downstairs and woke us up, they didn't even think anything about me being in the same bed with kelly, and later that day my dad gave me props for getting with her, just said if it goes farther make sure you use a condom.





I've got a couple other stories, but that's the best one I can think of now.
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Old 09-07-2003, 04:26 PM
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8th grade I got head from a chick in the band hall practice room.



2 years ago this chick told me that she coulldn't get drunk. Well I just so happened to have an entire bottle of crown in my back seat. She sure did prove me wrong cause she put down the entire bottle. I am not one to mess around with a drunk chick and since she wsan't drunk I figured for her to be fair game. So she started giving me head. Right at that moment where its time to decide face or mouth...she took her mouth of of it and threw up all over the place.

After she cleaned up I dropped her off and she asked me to call her the next day.....havent spoken to her since.



Banged my best friends little sister and his other friend walked in on us



I have others too but none are coming to mind
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I was having sex under the stairs during lunch and the bell rang but I wasent done so I kept on She wanted to stop but I told her please let me finish ! ! ! she said ok hurry it up, so I started going at it faster and faster and boom I busted in her . She got pregnant and bye some miracle had a misscarige I would have been in deep trouble.
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