"Thats right, ONE ********!"

 

"George and I were only together for one night, one! I don't call him for a few months and he starts dropping bombs on my houses, what a psycho"



Edit: I assume that is Saddam

 

God? What God? There is only Allah!

 

...but you **** ONE goat, and for the rest of your life....

 

"Guess where this finger was hiding"

 

Little did anyone know, Saddam knew less about western culture than we realized. When he told the court America was the Devil and could go **** itself, he held up the wrong finger.



EDIT: BTW, we do caption challenges on the mini portal and they are a blast....maybe we should do more of these?

 

"I plugged ONE of Laura Bush's nostrils with a load of --!"

 

Eureka!

 

" my ***** is only as big as this here finger "

 

****...I hear the Americans upstairs!