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Old Sep 8, 2003 | 02:50 PM
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Old Sep 8, 2003 | 02:51 PM
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I have gotten that one several times. At the local restaraunt I showed it to the guy and he brought me another cookie LOL
Old Sep 8, 2003 | 03:06 PM
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I always get stupid ones, like "You will overcome many challenges in life." Apparently they can't overcome the challenge of writing a good fortune cookie.
Old Sep 8, 2003 | 04:11 PM
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One time....I got a fortune cookie with some digits on the back of it. When I turned to look at the hot asian chick behind the counter I made a move on her.







Turns out the digits were just lottery numbers
Old Sep 8, 2003 | 04:13 PM
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i got one that said "you will get some new clothes" hmm gee you think?



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Old Sep 8, 2003 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Sep 8 2003, 02:11 PM
One time....I got a fortune cookie with some digits on the back of it. When I turned to look at the hot asian chick behind the counter I made a move on her.







Turns out the digits were just lottery numbers
ur just the pimp arent ya? btw those numbers were lotto numbers
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