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This **** is the bomb, will make you get better gas milage, that's right better gas milage, I went from 8 miles to the gallon to 31 by adding just a small amount of my new sx7, not only that but i picked up 40 hp on the dyno and I can shoot mad flames (or no flames if you use the "no flame" version).
Specially formulated and if you call today i will give you not one, not two but THREE bottles of sx7. i rubbed this stuff on my ass and i had to beat the bitches off with a 10 foot bat, i rubbed the **** on my **** and I didn't need the bat anymore https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png KFC has 11 original herbs and spices and now YOU have sx7. PS, i read about it on illstreet |
will you reveal your secrets?
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How does this miracle product work Mr. Phins?
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its magic
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='761630' date='Sep 22 2005, 08:49 PM
will you reveal your secrets? Yes, the secret is the patent pending dupont tri-fectlon ingredient used to give you better gas milage, more horsepower and smoother accelleration, yes you heard me! better gas milage, more horsepower and smoother accelleration |
Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='761631' date='Sep 22 2005, 08:49 PM
How does this miracle product work Mr. Phins? I already answered that it gives you better gas milage, more horsepower and smoother accelleration |
Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='761635' date='Sep 22 2005, 08:50 PM
its magic That's right rob, its just like magic it gives you better gas milage, more horsepower and smoother accelleration |
But tell me, how did you figger dat out all by yer lonesome when Dupont and Exxon's cast of chemists fail?
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Does it work in conjunction with my typhone air flow enhancement device?
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='761640' date='Sep 22 2005, 08:52 PM
But tell me, how did you figger dat out all by yer lonesome when Dupont and Exxon's cast of chemists fail? U see by operating a small "independant" lab (in my garage) and by calling on literally thousands of years of experience I was able to start from a point that the big guys could never get to. I was able to develop a tested and proven additive that gives you better gas milage, more horsepower and smoother accelleration! |
Just read these testimonials:
Honestly I thought it was a joke, but after 4 tankfulls I can honestly say you would have to be CRAZY not to use sx-7 I was a skeptic, in fact I almost didnt pick up the phone and order, I hung up while giving my credit card number the first time, but then I worked up the courage and did it and I'll be damned if it wasn't the greatest decision i have ever made. -Dr. Robert Johnson, Los Angeles sx-7 stops hurricanes dead in their tracks, you remember that one a while back that just went out to sea? Yea that was from the sx7 we tossed in the eye. --illstreet gazette |
OMG HOW MUCH!?
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How much does it cost?
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Originally Posted by Il RX8 lI' post='761646' date='Sep 22 2005, 09:00 PM
OMG HOW MUCH!? How much? How much would you expect to pay for a product that: -gives you better gas milage -smoother acceleration -more horsepower (u gentlemen know what that means chuckle, chuckle) -less engine wear -Firmer longer lasting erections ???? $125? $250? What if I told you, that you could have this product in your hands in thre business days for $19.99? BUT WAIT, what if I told you that for $19.99 i will give you not one, not two but THREE bottles of sx-7 for $19.99, what would you say then? How can you turn down this offer? |
AND if you buy today I will throw in the sx-7 funnel so you can easily pour sx-7 into your car.
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but can it core a apple
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Does it work in rotary engines?
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' post='761653' date='Sep 22 2005, 09:08 PM
Does it work in rotary engines? Does it work in rotary engines ha ha ha, wow that's a good one Jon. SX-7 was designed for your rotary engines, the test subjects were rotary engines AND, the special additive is to only be used on rotary engines, if you want this stuff for your piston car then you've come to the wrong place! Does it work in your INSERT CAR NAME HERE ha ha ha, wow that's a good one INSERT BUYER NAME HERE. SX-7 was designed for INSERT CAR NAME HERE, the test subjects were INSERT CAR NAME HERE AND, the special additive is to only be used on INSERT CAR NAME HERE, if you want this stuff for your pinto car then you've come to the wrong place! |
do you have any data
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Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='761655' date='Sep 22 2005, 09:12 PM
do you have any data Exactly, we developed this prodcut from years and years of product testing and development, we spent countless hours testing, tweaking and the what not. |
How can you say no to a product that:
-gives you better gas milage -smoother acceleration -more horsepower (u gentlemen know what that means chuckle, chuckle) -less engine wear -Firmer longer lasting erections |
Can I use it in my nitrous bottle?
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Originally Posted by Il RX8 lI' post='761658' date='Sep 22 2005, 09:16 PM
Can I use it in my nitrous bottle? Does it work in your nitrous bottle ha ha ha, wow that's a good one 'Il RX8 lI'. SX-7 was designed for nitrous bottle, the test subjects were nitrous bottle's AND, the special additive is to only be used on nitrous bottle, if you want this stuff for your pinto car then you've come to the wrong place! |
Will I need to modify any parts of my car to make it work?
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Originally Posted by Il RX8 lI' post='761661' date='Sep 22 2005, 09:19 PM
Will I need to modify any parts of my car to make it work? No that's the beauty of sx-7, its as easy if not easier then filling your car up at the local gas station. With just a few ounces you can get better gas milage, smoother acceleration, more horsepower (u gentlemen know what that means chuckle, chuckle), less engine wear, Firmer longer lasting erections |
does it cure baldness?
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I'm still skeptical, what kind of guarantee can you put on this amazing product that I would be stupid to pass up?
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will it help E.D?
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Originally Posted by Il RX8 lI' post='761665' date='Sep 22 2005, 09:23 PM
I'm still skeptical, what kind of guarantee can you put on this amazing product that I would be stupid to pass up? An unconditional money back guarantee, just return the product and you you will recieve a full refund AND you can keep the revolutionary sx-7 funnel!!! |
ha ha 1revvin is never gonna forgive me for this one https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png it has been though!
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this is really one of the funniest things ive read in gen d in a long time...
looks like someone spent countless sleepness nights watching tv. u still havent said if it does help E.D. not for me but for the old gentelman above me... |
Originally Posted by phinsup' post='761629' date='Sep 22 2005, 05:47 PM
This **** is the bomb, will make you get better gas milage, that's right better gas milage, I went from 8 miles to the gallon to 31 by adding just a small amount of my new sx7, not only that but i picked up 40 hp on the dyno and I can shoot mad flames (or no flames if you use the "no flame" version). Specially formulated and if you call today i will give you not one, not two but THREE bottles of sx7. i rubbed this stuff on my ass and i had to beat the bitches off with a 10 foot bat, i rubbed the **** on my **** and I didn't need the bat anymore https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/wink.png KFC has 11 original herbs and spices and now YOU have sx7. PS, i read about it on illstreet ROFLMAO! I rubbed this **** on my ass and had to beat the bitches off with a bat! LMAO! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif |
Originally Posted by treceb' post='761709' date='Sep 22 2005, 10:52 PM
this is really one of the funniest things ive read in gen d in a long time... looks like someone spent countless sleepness nights watching tv. u still havent said if it does help E.D. not for me but for the old gentelman above me... It's also a "male enhancement" product, it does give you stiffer, longer lasting erections and in some clinical studies provided more help to ED patients then the placebo. |
that is pretty funny but, phins youve done it again. nice job being an *******
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Originally Posted by CletusFD3S' post='761731' date='Sep 22 2005, 11:28 PM
that is pretty funny but, phins youve done it again. nice job being an ******* Yup u can count on me! |
always... hahaha
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Is it safe to use around little children....
...on my car...that is...NOT...my penis... |
dont matter your penis is always down
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Originally Posted by nopistons94' post='761761' date='Sep 22 2005, 09:08 PM
dont matter your penis is always down or buried in your butt. |
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