Tell your dad he's a fuckup and you'll kill 7 random people if she shows up.

 

i already told him he was a ********, i wont go after my dad too hard i need him to cosign on my FD.

 

You could get one of your girl friends to go, then have her go up to your ex's bf and be like "Oh...I know you..Blah Blah Blah..." Replace the Blah Blah Blah with some really rawnchy ****.

 

i wish chell wasnt on vacation, having her there would drive my ex up the damn wall

 

Say 'My dad invited you to this party cause he wants to **** you. However I hate your guts.'

 

hahahahah alk up to her in front of her new bf and ask her bout this weird rash and bumps i got from her

 

Dont go, just bail on your own party. Or kick her out and a big scene so she feels like ****.

 

shoot her, him, your father, and whoever tries calling the cops.



kevin.

 

If she shows up, just tell her to leave. Make a scene, embarass her, whatever, just make sure everyone there sees it for entertainment purposes...

 

Just do what we always did when their was someone at the party we didnt want their....Say that you heard on the scanner the cops were on their way over and everyone had to leave. Tell the people you want to stay to come back in 10 minutes....the people you dont though...**** em!!



Works with multiple people!