so i was at starbucks the other day and they gave me some tea. i went to go brew it and i was looking at the package



"a single cup of tazo calm has been known to have the same effect as sitting in a meadow for 45 minutes....blah blah"



i open it, smells like cough syrup

 

but cough syrup is so relaxing!

 

hahahha.. You got ripped.. But did you feel like an antelope afterwards?

 

i'm having regular tea! i dont relax in meadows

 

It's a concentrated meadow, remember. So it's very strong, and cough syrup like.

 

Cough syrup can cause excitability in children.

 

PERVERT!

 

oh and it was decaf!

 

Gross

 

nice it has codine.