1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT

13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, V ULCANIZE YR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

THE CREATION OF A *****



Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a ***** to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

the lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a ****.

ORAL SEX-AN ODE TO LOVE:

Penis breath, a lover's dread

Is what you get when you give head

Unpleasant as it tends to be

Be grateful that he doesn't pee

It's times like this, you wonder why

you bothered reaching for his fly

But it's too late, can't be a tease

Accept the facts, get on your knees

You know you've got a job to do

So open wide and shove it through

Lick the tip then take it all

Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl

Slide up and down, use your tongue

And feel the precum start to run

So when the ****'s he gonna cum

Just, when you can't take anymore

You hear your lover's mighty roar

And when he hits that real high note

You feel it oozing down your throat

Salty, fishy, sticky, yu ck!y stuff

Okay, already that's enough

Let's switch you say, before you gag

And whats your revenge, your on the rag.

no dont buy it

i wouldnt call that pointless bob



mike

thanks bob

point cap!

Dave's not here

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683561.gif isnt every post pointless

Pertronix?

one hour and 20 mins left and im outta here till tuesday

Were you goin B- Otch..?

B-52's RULEZ!

Wasn't that a plane or something?...

so have you ever noticed in the 70's they switched to pointless ignitions, then in the 80's it was electronic ignition?



mike

home, wanna drink tonight?

Pointless Points?

hahaha, Maybe.. I have nothing else to do.. the family is goin to the grand canyon while i stay and work on my FC..



I thought for sure you would be goin to Vegas or somethin..

Wrap your Whicket before you Stick-It!

cap your point before you bjork it!

It's me man, Dave. D A V E Dave!

vhat is your name?

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_bridgek_7.jpg







hehe, they have an action figure

Vhat is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

african, or european?

I dont know, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!



*flys off bridge*

I better stop now, before we end up just reciting the entire script.

the holy hand grenade of antioch

Bin Laden Swallows?

from afghanistan

3 is the number of the counting, thou must have countest to 3. if though countest to 2 thou has not gone far enough, except as preceeding onto 3. 5 is right out



mike

I'd like to buy a Shrubbery

is it "right out," or "outright?"

right out. outright is um different



mike

neep.

NI?

I fart in your general direction.





bobby

what are you going to do, bleed on me?

PrOn

i piss on your pot.



kevin.